** What are the last three five-star books you’ve read?
MAS*H Question **
MAS*H only has three stars.
**An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next?
Flies! Friggin’ flies! **
Friggin’ flies are your biggest concern in that scenario?
Trump-Putin summer summit? Aye!
I’m frightened for my country
If you want us to guess where you’re from, you’ll need to be more specific.
Things you do backwards.
Poopy shoes in the MMP
“I already put hollandaise on your dog and pooped in your shoe. I’m outta here!”
Separated by one:
**New Neolithic site found in Ireland
Tomorrow is Prehistoric Creatures Day again!
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****What radicalized white voters in 2016?
Elon Musk
Man, he’s everywhere these days.
** I’ve done X so many times, you’d think I’d be better at it than I am
Elevators with no floor buttons.**
Every time I do X, it looks like the elevators have no floors!
What’s for dinner? (Summer 2018)
Elon Musk
:eek:
What radicalized white voters in 2016?
Absurd and insulting Internet ads
Pretty much, yeah.
**Ashamed of being an American?
Have you given up your American citizenship? How did that work out?
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** In Defense of Plain Stuff
Post Some Metal
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Sometimes I like me just some plain Iron, you know? Without any of that Carbon in it, or that fancy Chromium or Nickel. Just pure iron, with that rusty flavor that you get from accidentally biting your lip and some o’ that hemoglobin runs onto your tongue.
** Who is Trump’s base?
White folks and alcoholism
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** How Great Thou Art, who is Art?
He (or she) is alive…**
Yeah, but who is he (or she)
How have you guys not pitted Elon Musk yet?
Elon Musk, Why Don’t You Go To Fucking Hell?
Trump-Putin summer summit?..
Choose your one super power
America, I guess.
Missing Soccer Team Found Alive in Cave
I just got back from the emergency vet clinic; my dog is dead.
Best of times, worst of times…
Do moms still give the “men are only after one thing” talk?
“Embellishing” US currency
Woooooo! I’m “embellishing currency” like a motherfuck!
Three questions about the largest (ever) living organism
Why is the advantage to regular oven designed heat up slowly?
A blue whale should be evenly cooked, not all crusty and burnt on the outside.
You get two more questions, make 'em grammatical. Hint: it takes a helluva long time to stuff a blue whale.
Maybe you could do like a turducken – you know, stuff the Blue Whale with a Humpback Whale, and an Elephant inside that, with a Cow inside the elephant, an Ostrich inside that, going all the way down to the Chicken.
You know, a BlueHumpElephanCowOstTurDuckEn
** Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?
Sex robots for Incels?
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How about Sex Robots for Priests?