**Good Morning, Sunshine! What(or who) woke you up today?
Poor Sleeping in the MMP
**
I didn’t wake up…I just could not get to sleep.
I just got back from the emergency vet clinic; my dog is dead.
Owners of old dogs: assemble!
Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue
Weird Recurring Dreams.
I strongly suggest:* no more snacking before bedtime*.
**Married Roman Catholic Priests - think it’ll happen soon?
Celibacy or How Long Have YOU Gone Without? **
Apparently, long enough-according to the priests.
Something I don’t like about Jeopardy
Sharp Objects (mini series on HBO)
Yeah, I don’t think they should poke wrong answers with the carving knives.
Another thread of Made-Up Things That Kinda Sound True, But Aren’t.
Finally, the World Has a Giant, Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue
No, no, no: You’re supposed to be making up things that aren’t true but still sound kinda plausible.
** He (or she) is alive…
Not Known that Eric Clapton was in Derek and the Dominoes?**
The fact that he is alive is a miracle, considering his drug history.
** Big Lebowski question
Ridiculous serving sizes**
Yeah, Lebowski is always in a ridiculous serving size.
** I found a white mantis yesterday
Jenny McCarthy Encounters A Ghost (or some other entity beyond her comprehension)
**
Shhhhhh! Relax, Jenny! It’s just an albino insect. It’s not a ghost!
**19 years ago this month
I Got Some Excellent Headphones At the Dollar Tree. **
I might remember a major purchase, like the day I bought a house or a car but probably not headphones from the Dollar Tree. :o
**Things to do in Branson, MO
Shooting employees while robbing a bank – likely sentence? **
Prison. Even in Branson, MO
** Would you wait in line for 2 hours to smell a stinky flower?
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ? **
“You stinky flower you”
**Books in which protagonist is alone for much of the book
He (or she) is alive… **
Well, if he (or she) wasn’t alive, it wouldn’t be much of a book
Sex robots for Incels?
Tracfone smartphone? Other suggestions?
Those new curvy smartphones are sorta hot, but still…
Lost my meds - what do I do?
Can you drink lab alcohol?
Kissing his ass [Trump and Putin]
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?
“I love ya, Vlad, but Axe body spray is not a substitute for showering.”
I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what?
.22 target.
They don’t mess around! :eek:
.22 target.
Horses in the desert
Lots more fun than cacti.
The De-Clutter and Clean Up Support Thread
Strange vision phenomenon
Mysterious black sarcophagus opened in Egypt, releasing hideous (possibly toxic) stench
I was cleaning my mysterious black sarcophagus and when I opened it, there was a strange vision and a hideous stench.
** How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Health Insurance
**
**Choose your one super power
Poop time
**
What’s the weakest Beatles album?
“Finding Bigfoot” or “Ancient Aliens” which is more pathetic/dumber?
Those were Beatles’ albums?