**Sex robots for Incels?
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but…you smell like used WD-40.
**Sex robots for Incels?
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?
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Don’t take this the wrong way, but…you smell like used WD-40.
Separated by ten (but I couldn’t help myself):
**Would you wait in line for 2 hours to smell a stinky flower?
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?
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Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
Friend calls constantly. Any suggestions?
Don’t say anything that might set them off?
Yes. Don’t tell their fans, but the Beatles also recorded “The Cowsills’ Greatest Hits”.
** To Spank or Not To Spank…
Actress refuses to do nude scene: right or wrong?**
Not sure, but it definitely calls for a good spanking.
**Did you have a BB or pellet gun as a kid?
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
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Separated by one:
** Dude gropes the wrong waitress and gets his ass handed to him.
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
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**Sex robots for Incels?
How do you define love?
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“Sure I know what love is,” said Vic, “An Incel loves his Sex Robot.”
** Underground lake of liquid water found on Mars
Question to those who’ve accidentally mistreated their electronic devices? **
How the hell did you manage to drop your cellphone in there?
** Are there any state secrets the president would not be allowed to know if he asked?
Who needs blood transfusions? Where does all the blood go?**
It’s strictly need-to-know at the Red Cross, Donald.
An American black man experiences Canada
Have you uncovered any dark family secrets?
Whaddaya mean, “dark family secrets”? :dubious: And there’s a good reason for that collection of Gordon Lightfoot records.
Friend calls constantly. Any suggestions?
Poop time
Hi! :: plop::: Kathy! So happy to see you :::fart:: No, I’m not busy, I love to talk any time! ::::flushhhh!::::
He (or she) is alive…
“In the butt, Bob” - TRUE
He or she must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that!
** My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces?
What do you do to relax after work on weekdays/weekends? **
I go to the dog park with my Labrador and we roll in shit. It’s a Zen thing.
**How are you above and below average? List the ways.
Questions people always ask you
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“How are you above and below average… let me count the ways.”
** Questions people always ask you
My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces?
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I couldn’t begin to list the number of times I’ve been asked this.
** Questions people always ask you
Democrats, do you like Joe Biden
What do you do to relax after work on weekdays/weekends?
My career is flagging, should I eat my cat’s faeces?
How do you tell someone that you would like to date that they have an odor problem ?
Did your car insurance increase a bunch this year?
Prediabetes? **
I don’t think I’ve ever been asked any of these questions.
Did the Page FISA applications omit?
What if high-quality printed guns?
Did the Page FISA applications omit what?
What if high-quality printed guns what?
Very specific and probably stupid question about tea.
What Would You Do As A Tourist in London?
I hear tea is available in London.
**You get to be any animal in any location for a period of time. What and Where do you chose?
Poll: Friday or Saturday?
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Saturday. If you’re gonna be an animal, Saturday is the day to do it.
** Soiled diaper sensors
Will this kill my daughter? **
Let’s see…a one in a thousand chance of a fatal short circuit, or really stinky diapers. Hell, I’d spring for the sensors.
Dyson Sphere For the Solar System
Can humans destroy the planet?
We’re not destroying the planet; we’re just re-arranging its components.