Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

The Problems of Proving Criminal Poisoning
Questions people always ask you

It’s really unnerving when the server starts asking about untraceable poisons after you complain about your undercooked steak.

How Is The Blood Supply In The US?
Who needs blood transfusions? Where does all the blood go?

Dang, but I’m tired of knife jugglers and their silly anxieties.

What happens if someone swallows the americium found in smoke detectors?
Alternatives to caffeine?

While radiation *does *count as energy, it’s the wrong kind for a morning pick-me-up.

More things you say to pets
Cats are wonderful people

I’m not sure your dog really wants to hear that.

More things you say to pets
I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two.

And I heard once you go fox, you never go back, so it’ll be off to the shelter with you!

** Would the SDMB be informed of your unfortunate demise?
I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two. **

“Six more conservative Dopers have perished in the purge ordered by Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer, making the ideological bias of that organization ever more apparent. Stay tuned to Fox News, your source for everything about the Straight Dope, fair and balanced.”

** Ask me why I hate people?? This… (trophy hunting)
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart **

“And there’s ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now - two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.”*

*Tom Lehrer

“…a purebred Jersey Cow!”

If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

No, no! Crucify me, burn me at the stake, anything but that! :eek:

** If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Weird electrical breaker occurrence**

One of the best “asked and answered” sequential threads of all time.

**How emotionally damaged are you?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders **

Just in case you’re wondering, that’s on a scale of:

Little damage, or mostly repaired
Some damage, but pretty functional
Damaged but still functional, at about equal levels
More damaged than not
Pretty damaged, nearly completely broken
Sarah Huckabee Sanders

** Poll: If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Poll: Friday or Saturday? **

Saturday. I’d hate to miss out on the entire weekend.

Dopers that are 60+: do you ever climb trees?
Trying again to get sober, now with a panic attack!

Let’s see…elderly, drunk, panicky, climbing trees - what could go wrong?

Has the left figured out why Trump won the election?
Come one, come all, for the ranking of the french fries!

Come one, come all, to this tragic affair
Put away your emails, check out this fine hair
So put on your red hat, listen to my lies
When I get elected, WE’LL HAVE SOME GREAT FRIES!

I said hey…!

Oooh, nice collection of sequential threads today! Keep 'em coming!

Have you experienced the Mandela Effect?
Buddhism is little more than Nihilism

At least that’s the feeling I got from staring at my mand[del]e[/del]ala.

** Fait accompli: Russia conquering the Baltics in 48 hours - what to do next.
To Spank or Not To Spank…**

That would be abusive. Administer a mild but firm scolding, and make Russia stand in the corner for the rest of the afternoon. :mad:

If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?

Hot? Let’s check the thesaurus… Well there are fervent, fervid, fiery, technically qualifying Sarah as a hot woman.

Tie in with the thread Would the SDMB be informed of your unfortunate demise?

In today’s WH press briefing, Sarah Sanders denied knowing any Dopers, calling it Fake News! and anyway it was Hillary’s fault.

What’s the second most famous painting?
Strange Dinners

Strange as the dinner was, Leonardo called the painting “The Last Supper”

** Your pets: Their demeanor and appearance.
I need a better electric razor **

Now we know why they’re covered in bandaids and hiding under the bed. :frowning:

If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Questions people always ask you

I realize I’m, well, different…but I still think it’s weird that people always ask me this! :eek: