Have you uncovered dark family secrets?
Dead guy on the freeway
** More things you say to pets
Have you uncovered dark family secrets?
**
Well, have you boy? Have you? Yes… there’s a Good Dog! Keep digging uo those family skeletons!
**“Life … uh … finds a way.”
Dead guy on the freeway **
Not this time.
Anxiety Issues
Constant innovation in petting my cat has paid off
Glad you found a way to resolve them, sorry it took so long.
If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Worst campaign ads, 2018 edition
That would make a pretty bad campaign ad.
The most consistent television series
The X-Files Mythology
:dubious:
** Have you uncovered dark family secrets?
My MASSIVE tax savings!**
Does the Mueller probe boil…
Strange Dinners
You control where and when a group or cause you hate is going to protest - what’s your choice?
The most liveable place in Florida?
You MONSTER!
Questions people always ask you
Friday or Saturday?
That’s the question I wish women had always asked me, back when I was single. 
** Going to Banff National Park next week - what should be on the bucket list?
Have you experienced the Mandela Effect?**
Yes, and it’s disappointing as hell to find out there is no “Banff National Park”. 
**Has the left figured out why Trump won the election?
QAnon conspiracy craziness. Trump is actually working with Mueller! **
:dubious:
Weirder than Pizzagate.
** OK, I finished “Dune”: now what?
I’m outta beer!
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That’s too bad. The Schlepping Guild absolutely needs the wide-spectrum intoxicant “Beer” to make its runs. Better get to Arruckus, the Dessert planet, and stock up.
Make sure you have lots of pretzels, too.
** Poll: If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Being penalized for staying with the same (auto) insurance company too long?**
Waaah! Flo never told me this could happen! :smack:
I’d suggest stocking up on Kumkwat Haagendasz, except there’s only one of those. 
Tesla Model 3 anticipation thread
Why do people with good jobs still live out of their cars?
Because if you buy a Tesla, you can’t afford an apartment? 
You control where and when a group or cause you hate is going to protest - what’s your choice?
Taco Bell - employees must eat discounted lunch in building.
They even get the injustice to protest against, tossed in for free!
Will The British Monarchy Be Abolished In The 21st Century?
If Prince George Comes Out As Gay
Hey, since the monarchy survived Prince Charles wanting to live inside Camilla’s trousers, it could handle Georgie coming out of the closet.
** Do your pets ever watch tv?
I am going to switch to FOX for a week or two.
Constant innovation in petting my cat has paid off.
New Network! **
First FOX, now CAT. Cause more people have pet cats.
If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?
Bad twitch in face
It would have to be one pretty bad twitch!
And it would certainly be a contender for “most annoying way to be executed.”