Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

How the blazes can Sanders’ UHC plan cost $32T?
Sex robots for Incels?

I think I’ve found some waste we can cut there.

** Are there any honest televangelists out there?
The value of prayer**

“This offering should be worth at least $200 to you. Alright, I see $200, now how about $300?”

Murder where nobody knows who’s the killer
When does our idiotic past no longer count?

Sorry, don’t think there’s a Statute of Limitations for murder.

Not big on “separated by one”, but I can’t wait for these to become sequential:

Is Bangkok a good vacation spot?
Bringing a non related minor out of state/country? Legal Documents needed?

Road trip along Route 66
Visiting England—driving advice needed

Drive on the left, unless you’re on Route 66, in which case you are no longer in England.

**QAnon conspiracy craziness. Trump is actually working with Mueller!

How stupid are you? **

** Are Mueller’s witnesses in the Mueller probe federally protected?
Why do Golden retrievers pant to much?**

“Objection, your Honor! Improperly influencing the witness with biscuits!”

And now sequential:

Is Bangkok a good vacation spot?
Bringing a non related minor out of state/country? Legal Documents needed?

what to get a three year old boy for his birthday, need answer by early Saturday
Friday or Saturday?

Saturday. Jeez, weren’t you listening? :confused: :smiley:
Murder where nobody knows who’s the killer
If you had to be executed, how would you like to be put to death?

That’s as good a choice as any…

** Just found out “hair trigger” is a real thing. In what situations is it used?
Women military snipers**

“Say, is that…KA-BLAM…our commanding officer?”

[b How stupid are you?
32,256 piece jigsaw puzzle**

Are you smart enough to put it together?

What separates men from boys?
Money and medical science

** What separates men from boys?
Sweat management**

Or deodorant, at least.

** Signs of getting older
Why do people take cruise ship vacations over and over again?**

Mr Trump’s retaliations
What Do Corporations Do With All That Money?

Answered and in the form of a question.

I used to make fun of people who… and now I am one
How stupid are you?

What is this? Jeopardy?

What separates men from boys?
Switching from Protestant to Catholic?

I think it’s the other way around. (How do they separate the men from the boys in a Catholic church? With a pry bar. But based on the proclivities of certain politicians and religious types who associate strongly with a certain Protestant sect, the old joke may be a bit out of date.)

A Marathon Of Punches
Why can’t I get porn sites to work on my i-6 anymore?

You’re not supposed to be punching the phone :smack:

What separates men from boys?
T-Shirts!

What event might cause a “temporary” use of martial law by the US Federal Government
Is cigarette smuggling from MO ($0.17) into IL ($1.98) a problem for IL law enforcement?

“All right men, we’ve got a panel truck headed for Quincy with 50 cartons of Camels. A curfew’s been ordered for a 200-mile radius. Lock and load!”

Signs of getting older
My toes hurt.

What separates men from boys?
HOA

“I’ll paint my house whatever color I damn well please!”
“Don’t be a fool, man! Think of your family!”