Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

**Beatles songs showing Tin Pan Alley influences
Lemon pie **

The song’s title is “Honey Pie”

Nice, I was trying to think of that song too!

What is the scariest experience you have ever had?
Let’s Make a Chess Set…of Birds

The Birds.

Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action?
Ordering Prime Rib…

Good idea. If throwing it at them doesn’t work, it’ll make a great last meal.

Has anyone ever taken a pet to the vet just because something doesn’t FEEL right?
I think I have a corneal ulcer. Can urgent care do anything?

More chance of helping there than going to a vet. On the other hand, a vet might be able to help if your throat is feeling a little horse.

What is the scariest experience you have ever had?
The President’s Physical.

:eek::eek::smack::eek:

Any takers on what killed Tom Petty?
Lemon pie

For the sake of the seven seas! Stay away from the lemon pie!

Have you ever puked in bed? (not drunk)
Looking For Opinions On Mattresses

Yeah, I’d be look for a new mattress, too.

Looking on the dark side . . .

California couple charged with torture after police rescue 13 children

Human bones found in back yard

**For those that have been to Hollywood, LA
Question for those of you who got married at Disneyland/world
Do you think America is the most tribalistic culture? **

Let’s all sing:

M-I-C-K-E-Y D-I-V-O-R-C-E!

** Post your unpopular opinions
Good countries in Africa to visit
Do you think America is the most tribalistic culture? **

Is America more tribalistic than Africa?

** why didnt any Dinosaurs survive?
Wilt Chamberlain’s Abilities (Outrageous Claims?) **

T. Rex couldn’t outrebound Wilt, or defend the rim.

Hi, I’m Tripler. I’m an adult. . . and I play with Legos.
RATS!

** Do bigger shoe sizes have thicker soles?
why didnt any Dinosaurs survive? **

Lack of arch support?

Hi, I am Luciano700 and I joined you guys today
Dude: are you 50 or 15???

No hitting on people on the boards, please

** Gunfire is not a sub for an alarm clock
What is the scariest experience you have ever had?**

Being woken up by gunfire before the alarm went off! Cost me 30 minutes of snooze time.

** Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?
People eating Tide pods**

I wouldn’t call Tide pods “juicy.”

Do you know of Bob and Doug McKenzie?
Homosexual Woodworms

I don’t think you know them.

** Put on pants.
A Cecil spotting**

Huh, now we know what Cecil’s day job is.

What is the scariest experience you have ever had?
Human bones found in back yard

Look out! There’s a skeleton! Inside of you! :eek:

First time in Paris next month
Put on pants.

Thanks for the heads up!