**Spooky
Human bones found in back yard
**
I’ll say!
** I’m so bored I’m…
Put on pants.
**
Sounds pretty bored to me!
**Should I forgive these two bullies or not?
If you were a Bully in grade school how do you feel about it now? **
Are they sorry?
** Autonomous Biological Units, especially for Reproduction
RIP Warren Miller**
This is what happens when you have a cyborg writing the obits.
**Anyone have experince with Quip Toothbrushes?
Poll: Would You Take Revenge?
**
Jeez! How bad was your experience?
**Human bones found in back yard
Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?**
If they’re just bones, is the secret still juicy?
** Vancouver, BC-What to see?
This fellow in my office…
**
I don’t know what he’s doing, but I don’t think I want to fly to Vancouver to see that.
**Poll: I prefer my pineapple on…
Murphy Brown reboot. Woohoo!
**
** Poll: I prefer my pineapple on…
Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time (OPEN SPOILERS POSSIBLE)
**
Well, it clearly depends upon what the Obvious Thing is. Like Murphy Brown.
Does income inequality in one nation have global consequences, or is it localized
Bonuses and Pay raises? Really?
No, not really.
** I prefer my pineapple on…
Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD**
I prefer my pineapple on…
Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
** Headlines You Don’t See Every Day
Trump asks for a Van Gogh, is offered golden toilet instead.
**
**Put on pants.
Senator Duckworth to be the first US Senator to give birth while in office **
contractions start, re-removes pants
Okay, this is arguably the best use of the “pineapple” thread:
**Poll: I prefer my pineapple on…
Assholes in old TV westerns
**
Juicy family secrets you learned as an adult?
Human bones found in backyard
Guess we found out what happened to Aunt Lucy.
** What can liven up my food the way bell peppers do, without being bell peppers?
Assholes in old TV westerns
**
** What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
Bonuses and Pay raises? Really?**
There’s got to be a catch, somewhere…
**Poll: I prefer my pineapple on…
Ruby chocolate
**
Sounds tasty, but aren’t the rubies kinda crunchy?
**Voynich manuscript decoded
RATS!
**
I wanted to be the one to do that!
**I’m 19 and the thought of turning 20 scares me.
Dude: are you 50 or 15??? **
Um… I’m 19. Were you not listening?