** What happens once you’re reported to law enforcement by a psychiatrist?
Quantum Entanglement**
You’ll be held for up to 72 hours, unable to free yourself due to quantum entanglement.
** About Protection Rackets (US Mafia Specifically)
When did delivered newspapers start to be bagged in plastic? **
“Be a shame if your paper got all soggy, you know, from the rain. For a small weekly fee Aldo and me’ll wrap it nice, in plastic. Otherwise, the next time you open up your paper there’ll be a dead mackerel in the sports section.”
** Grown adult neighbour bullying me
I bought a Walther PPK/S today.**
I don’t think I like where this is going :eek:
He’ll be sorry. Very sorry.
**I bought a Walther PPK/S today.
Yes, I can see you **
Trouble brewing.
** Are car dealer scams and games a thing of the past?
Buying a car through Costco, is it worth it? **
No. And no.
65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…
Goodbye, Driving
No doubt a sound decision at this point.
** Unsolved mysteries and murders
Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? **
If he’s asking about whether the crawl spaces have enough room to store his trunks, how deep the backyard well is, and whether the basement floor is resistant to ground-penetrating radar, I might be a bit uneasy.
65 years old, blind, suffering from dementia, and now crippled…
What music are you listening to now?
Not dance music, that would just be mean.
** What happens once you’re reported to law enforcement by a psychiatrist?
Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? **
Don’t report your paranoia to the cops.
** What To Do About Loud Co-Worker?
suggest a job for a mute **
Get rid of loud co-worker, hire mute. Two problems solved!
** What’s the problem with US evangelical Christianity?
Is Diversity Our Strength? **
Note diversity in religion, at least to the US evangelical Christians I’ve talked to.
Main page title/last poster combo:
Shooting for Sweden, Hitting…
Cheesesteak
**A skunk just came to the back door
Critter Cam out back. **
Alas, no camera!
** 70’s novelty country song
How do I wash a new white shirt that has red sleeves? **
My red sleeves turned my undies pink
Lawd what can I do?
They razz me at the redneck bar
My carefree life is through
** The Tune Distorts the Lyrics
Soundtrack for a mental breakdown**
Everything I hear has tunes and distortions!
I nominate They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa! by Napoleon XIV
They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Wikipedia!
Dealing with the death of an abusive parent.
A skunk just came to the back door
Reincarnation is a bitch.
**Kids speaking in questions
Should I be paranoid about this home buyer? **
** If Kavanaugh gets in and Roe v. Wade is overturned, what do you think that will look like?
Christians opposed to social justice **
Sums it up