Don’t shave your husky
There’s got to be a German word for this
RasieredeinenHuskynicht
** optimizing gyroscope
Which way is up?**
You’d know if you had an optimized gyroscope!
Is skipping out on a date and leaving them with the food bill a (literal) crime?
The French Toast MMP
It’s French toast! Geez, don’t make a federal case out of it! :rolleyes:
** Dallas cop kill innocent man
Emergency Declared For The DC Area **
That’s Dallas County
I googled Medical Care in Florida and get TrumpCare as the number one choice.
I feel…hopeful.
Really? I feel cringey.
** So I just overheard a stalker’s phone call.
What music are you listening to now? **
“Every Breath You Take” by The Police.
Selling grandpa’s old collection of …
Separate hotel beds for couples
Selling grandpa’s old collection of …
Crack pipe vending machines
**Emergency Declared For The DC Area
Things that are much smaller than you always thought **
It’s a tiny emergency
What’s under wood paneling?
Paradise on Earth
… not by the dashboard light?
Have You Ever Eaten At A Michelin-Star Restaurant? What Was It Like?
Butter
** I have a yeast infection…on my head.
How strong of a magnet do I need?**
Get under one of those big electromagnets they use at the auto graveyard. Yanks those suckers right off. 
** I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE!
I need to build up my legs**
I drove from California to Florida all alone, and boy are my legs tired.
I need to build up my legs
Johnny L.A.
**
Lab with weak hind legs **
And all this time I thought Johnny was human.
You beat me to it. But my comment:
On the Internet, nobody knew you were a dog…until now. 
Outed! :mad:
You may have missed the pairing but you came through with the zinger.
:two thumbs:
What did they call an adrenaline rush before they discovered adrenaline?
Paradise on Earth
Another “cut off on the main page” one:
Can Democrats actually stop…
Butter
Thanks!
Life is ruff sometimes. 