How best to convince my employer to hire me?
Japanese Female Names
Along with some pictures you found on the Internet, amirite?
** I need to build up my legs
Shin splints and flip flops**
Asked and answered.
** And the new “Bosley” for Charlie’s Angels is…
Bojack Horseman season 5 discussion (with spoilers)
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**“Where We Treat You Like Family!”
Hurricanes make men beat their wives to death.
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** The oldest jingle you have in your memory
Butter**
Parkay!
** I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE!
Different places to have sex**
“Uh, no, officer. I was texting…really!”
What is the most incomprehensible, pseudo-smart sentence you’ve ever read?
Roseanne (the character) dies of … OPEN SPOILERS AHEAD
It’s incomprehensible that someone could die of open spoilers, but Roseanne the character dying is pseudo-smart.
Different places to have sex
Where/how to spend a couple extra days betw Phoenix/Grand Canyon?
Different places to have sex
I visited the US Holocaust Memorial Museum in DC today.
The oldest jingle you have in your memory
Bert and Ernie still not gay
Doo dah, doo dah.
**The oldest jingle you have in your memory
Bert and Ernie still not gay **
Well, okay, but just so you know �
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT’D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I’D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I’M NOT GAY.)
Black Sheep of the Family
I’m thinking about driving from California to Florida ALL ALONE!
Because my family hates me!
** My mother had me tested…
I won a bicycle!
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Now I wish my mother had had me tested, so I could’ve won a bicycle, too!
**Where/how to spend a couple extra days betw Phoenix/Grand Canyon?
Different places to have sex
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Asked and answered.
**I won a bicycle!
I lost a model project **
:shrug: You win some, you lose some.
Question about horses
Why don’t vehicles have electric water pumps and A/C units?
I know why horses don’t.
Nose rings
Mouse Buttons
Nose rings are over. The cool kids are wearing mouse buttons.
Person with gun in home, spouse is a felon, and Heller
My mother had me tested…
But has the spouse been tested?
Will we ever advance above the integrated circuit?
If you rub the lamp, you get the genie!
It’s a standard feature on the new iPhone XS.
Selling grandpa’s old collection of …
Art, crafts, photography - how are these things judged?
By taking them to an appraiser, most likely.
** bon, c’est bon, bon, bon, c’est bon, bon, what does it mean?
Nose rings**
I would’ve guessed a French guy who smokes a lot of dope, but he might well have nose rings too.