** What does “GOP” stand for these days?
Saying Hot Chick = Being A Misogynist Asshole**
That’s a helluva mean thing to say about Chuck Grassley. 
How to get dog to Stop chewing everything up?!?
A few days in Cincinnati.
'And if you don’t stop chewing everything, I’ll send you again! :mad: ’
** Selling grandpa’s old collection of …
Panama City Beach bar/restaurant suggestions**
Yeah, he had a big ol’ jar full of them. But I always went to the first one with a sign saying “All You Can Drink - $5”.
**Is there any way to get rid of squirrels
Halloween Pumpkins? **
**Have you ever been in or near a war zone?
Is there any way to get rid of squirrels **
StG
** bon, c’est bon, bon, bon, c’est bon, bon, what does it mean?
Does Starbucks spike their coffee?**
I’m gonna say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, mais oui, yeah, yeah, gimme a refill.
** Why do people confuse the original offense with non-compliance follow on penalties?
You’ve served your time-Now pay your bill**
The time was for the original offense, but you still have to pay the penalties!
**Dumb pets
Halloween Pumpkins? **
Yup, on par with the Pet Rock.
** If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
Land of Cheese.**
Aliens - so what were the Colonial Marines actually prepared for (tactically)?
E.T. The Extraterrestrial.
“E.T. phone-” BOOM
** How do I get out of my car loan with minimal pain?
Chronic carbon-monoxide poisoning?**
To hell with getting out of the car loan. Get out of the freaking car!
What old technology won’t you give up
Going to the library
The French are fighting sexual harassment
Starving Artists thinks attempted rape is not "all that serious"
Ergo, Starving Artist is not French.
** The guillotine: Not a bad way to go?
How Is The Blood Supply In The US?**
Well, that’s one way to encourage high-volume donations. And you don’t have to give them orange juice and cookies afterwards.
Dating at 70
The world laughs at Trump
‘Um… No. You’re married, your hair is funny, and anyway, you’re seventy-two!’
** The guillotine: Not a bad way to go?
Speak now or forever hold your peace**
Unless you’re a Stephen King heroine.
Saying “She was holding her head in her hands” takes on a completely different meaning under those circumstances.
Dunkin’ Donuts changing to just Dunkin’ (yes, with the apostrophe)
I am looking for a triangle donut maker
Yeah, we’re just going to have to start making our own damn donuts now.
** So tell me about you.
I am looking for a triangle donut maker
**
** What3Words - problem.seeking.solution?
“Girls Ruin Everything”
**
My cat needs veterinary work, but …
Is it worth being in this relationship for the kid’s sake?
Nope. Just put fluffy to sleep,it’s not worth it to pay for his $50 distemper shot.