** Jury duty question
Do we have more or less questions about the universe**
Enough about the fricking universe, he’s guilty, let’s get the hell out of here. :mad:
Kangaroo Escape!
Damned monkeys.
Aww, the monkeys always get the blame whenever anything escapes. Just because of that one incident with the goat…
**Ok… So, I’m getting an iPhone
Woohoo, finally got a bag of crap! **
Don’t tell me that! I’ve just ordered an iPhone! :eek:
** What do you cook from scratch?
The Just Ice League.**
The only thing I can cook from scratch is ice 
** Recommend me books to help me sleep
Tell me about Omaha please.**
That might help me sleep too!
** Is there any way to get rid of squirrels
The holes in our old memories. Does it frustrate you?**
Yeah - along with the holes in the siding, the holes in my books, the holes in my wardrobe…:mad:
**Bad day in the neighborhood
Dunkin’ Donuts changing to just Dunkin’ (yes, with the apostrophe) **
Calm down, it’s just a name change.
**What3Words - problem.seeking.solution?
I am looking for a triangle donut maker **
::Spins globe::
It’s right…THERE!
Dried Blood Caused Skin Problem
Please please please give me any advice on how to secure my first real full-time job post-college.
Nah, I’d stick with Chipotle - the opportunities are limitless.
** The guillotine: Not a bad way to go?
Dried Blood Caused Skin Problem**
Not to mention the panic when the headless guy showed up at the dermatologist’s office…
The world laughs at Trump
Going to the library
It was fun watching him implode when he realized the only book there praising him to the high heavens was the the one he, himself, authorized.
From the Pit:
Octopus is having a meltdown…
Everybody must get groped…
When you’re angry and you have eight arms, ya gotta do something.
What old technology won’t you give up
Woohoo, finally got a bag of crap!
The hell with iPhone X, concept cars and robots - I got me a good old-fashioned bag of crap!!!
** Overweight sex is dangerous!
Who’s Experienced a Torn Labrum?**
Worth it!
** Overweight sex is dangerous!
Falling Into The MMP**
Dang, The MMP was one of my favorite posters.
What do you remember about second grade?
Investing in Silver
I also ran a lucrative book and had plenty of cash out on high interest loans, using fourth-graders as enforcers and collectors. Those were the days…
** Advertising in the classroom
Best shooting hearing protection recommendations?**
No caption needed. And yes, straight to hell with that one.
Angry drill instructors
Weirded out by sister’s email address
WHY. DID. YOU. EMAIL. ME. FROM. A. Russian. ADDRESS. MY. SISTER. ARE. YOU. A. G-D. COMMIE?
** Investing in Silver
Question about Dentist and Dentist Visits**
Put your silver where your mouth is
** Bill Cosby: Guilty!
“Girls Ruin Everything” **
Well, you should have stuck to Jell-O Pudding Pops.