Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

Swedish speakers, can you help me parse this word?
A Non-Possessive Last Name.

We were not compassionate,…
Clown Faces Painted on Eggs

The TV trope of girls beating…
Angry drill instructors

** If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
A delicious image of Trump shopped with a naughty carrot **

I’d stick with Naughty Carrot.

** Question about Dentist and Dentist Visits
Where do you draw the line, regarding unfriending on social media?**

Jeez, just because I bit the dentist, that’s no reason for him to unfriend me. :frowning:

Why do we pretend days, weeks, months exist?
What kind of scam is this? What do they really want?

Obviously a plot by Big Calendar to keep track of our “whenabouts.”

** I don’t think my FitBit really knows what sleep stage I’m in

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

**
…but his FitBit doesn’t know.

Share your “blackout while drunk” stories
What happened to the test of the warning system?

I was sooooo drunk yesterday I don’t even remember what happened to the mass text!

** Peggy Sue Dead at 78
Overweight sex is dangerous! **

Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue
Ate too many Wendy’s triples Peggy Sue
My Peggy
My Peggy Sue
She ate too much, but I loved my Peggy Sue

**My Mother
The Lion Sleeps Tonight **

My Mother The Car needs an oil change.

Going to Quebec - What Should I Not Miss?
The fallacy of extrapolating from professional athletes

Ah yes, the Nordique school of statistical analysis.

** Who’s the most famous person you’ve seen in real life?
Does this mean that she is the true and rightful king? **

Dianne Feinstein, I worship thee!

When can I consider myself fit enough?
The fallacy of extrapolating from professional athletes

You do NOT have to be as fit as a professional athlete.

Stupid liberal idea of the day
Everybody must get groped…

Eh, Franken and Clinton need something to do in their spare time.

**Does this mean that she is the true and rightful king?

If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
**
…Watery Tart

** Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore

“Mormon Tabernacle Choir” is History
**
They’re all being LDS-ed out!

I blame the success of the musical The Book of Mormon

What new to you food most disappointed you?
Adam’s Penis in the Sistine Chapel

It tasted horrible! And such tiny portions!

Mormons aren’t Mormons anymore
Why you need to reboot your fridge…

Hooray! I can start stocking lots of booze and iced tea!

Painting self destructs right after sale
What happens after Skynet is defeated?

First they came for the art, and I said nothing …

Generally, what can you expect from a housekeeper?
Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh?

When I hired Kavanaugh as a housekeeper, all of my beer went missing. :mad: