endangered species
Let’s be forthright about the tax cuts
Look: The sooner all of the animals are dead, the sooner we’ll find their money!
Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh?
fruit trees that are not “pome” or stone fruit
Even the trees wilt at his touch!
They’re likely to bear some strange fruit.
** Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh?
Moving and Professional Packing Advice**
** What was Feinstein expecting before releasing Ford’s letter?
endangered species **
Yeah, pretty much.
**Likeliest effect of Kavanaugh?
You’re pregnant and want an abortion, but can’t get one - what do you do?
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** What’s new in Apple TV?
Cheese on Apple Pie
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What Apple really needs is Cheese on Raspberry Pi
** If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
Cat Jesus **
** What was Feinstein expecting before releasing Ford’s letter?
A Pagan Rome?**
Toga parties!
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Count To A Million Thread!
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**Bank won’t let me use available funds
Ending the world…on a budget
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Have you talked to the Bank of Evil? You know, the one from Despicable Me?
** State your pick for best (most likely to win) Democratic ticket for 2020. Then say why.
Fuck Me (Susan Rice)**
Well, Susan Rice isn’t a horrible VP choice, but having Fuck Me at the top of the ticket might be a bid edgy for the Midwest.
** Male pigs and corkscrew shaped penises
Clown Faces Painted on Eggs **
♪ ♫ These are a few of my favorite things… ♩ ♬
**How to be more relaxed around my 10-year old son?
T-shirts!
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Asked and answered.
** Best Mechanic Careers?
Wood Carving
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You’re pregnant and want an abortion, but can’t get one - what do you do?
Wood Carving
Guess it’s time to whittle up some baby furniture and toys!
** Terrible Awful web site design
Anthony Weiner may be in serious trouble**
I’m guessing weinerselfies.com may be NSFW.
** How has President Trump pissed you off today?
Democracy is dead in Georgia **
Now I got a Charlie Daniels earworm–The Devil Went Down to Georgia
I’m not dumb, just sleep deprived
We need to talk.
Whether you’re sleep deprived or not, you’re an idiot!
**Ending the world…on a budget
Getting rid of crickets **
It’s a start.
** What to do with a terminal cell phone?
Has anyone created a will own their own, without a lawyer? **
Do you really want it to bequeath its apps to that cute curvy phone next door?