Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

** Big doowop fan looking for suggestions
Hamilton - The Musical**

Well, rap is sort of like doowop.

** What is your personal slippery slope?
Grey Hair **

:frowning:

**How to Fix Broken Ice Maker
Hi! Remember when my sander broke and you guys gave me great advice? **

She’s baaaack.

** You’re pregnant and want an abortion, but can’t get one - what do you do?
I’m having a long surgery. Questions about anesthesia.**

Having a hysterectomy will solve the problem.

** Two different animal species that look exactly the same

Is this false advertising?

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Yeah…the Viceroy butterfly ought to watch out. The Monarch can slap a lawsuit on him anytime.

** Ageing up in the MMP
Fitness and exercise thread
What’s with homosexual insults?
Piercings and airport security
Kavanaugh Hires Female Clerks**

Who are all lesbians with piercings, obsessed with ageing, fitness, exercise and insulting each other.

** What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Soyuz MS-10 failure, crew safe. **

I said CAR, dammit!

** Koko the Gorilla and Animal Rights.
When are “Second Amendment Solutions” justified?**

When Koko’s “rights” to a ham sandwich are superseded by my right to a tasty snack. :mad:

** Do Democrats suppress Republican votes anywhere?
Koko the Gorilla and Animal Rights.**

If the Democrats start trying to register all primates to vote, then I’m going to respond by voting for Ted Cruz. :smack:

** If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
A new level in spam **

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

Beat me to it!

** Persistent smell in bathroom sink
Oldest solved cold case? **

For years, they thought it was just a hair clog. :eek:

Persistent smell in bathroom sink
When did oral sex become a common part of sex?

Oh, what the hell. It can’t smell any worse than that!

Separated by one:
** A new level in spam

Now: SPAM texts?

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** New Phone Annoyances

A new level in spam
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If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…
A new level in spam

** Fitness supplements for older man?
First Dose of Heroin Free?**

No wonder GNC sales keep going up.

**If I had a Monty Python-inspired username, it just might be…

New Phone Annoyances

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“No, I’m sorry. This is ‘Abuse’.”

** What will the first person on Mars say?
Ever go out with a virgin? What happened?**

You mean “Ever step on virgin soil?”

** Ever go out with a virgin? What happened?
Anybody with TURP surgery experience? **

I take it things did not go well. :eek:

** So how many skydiving deaths are normal?
Is this false advertising?**

“Come to Bob’s Skydiving, where everyone makes it down in one piece!”