Best way to sell a car nowadays
Would squealing to the press help?
This just in: Florida Man sells car. What happens next will SHOCK you!
How to stop watching clock at night.
Would squealing to the press help?
** Can you ever go home again?
Getting off public transport **
Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charlie
On a tragic and fateful day
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family
Went to ride on the MTA
Well, did he ever return?
No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston
He’s the man who never returned
Supporting a floating counter top?
Vacuum balloon
Mmmmkay.
** Satanic Monument for Oklahoma State Capitol
Jehovah’s Witnesses standing on street corners?**
Well, some people do consider JW’s to be Satanic
Worst example of clickbait
Insane Bell Ringers
What happens if/when we have a Jewish or Muslim president who dies?
Need suggestions for disposing of cremains
** Please help me interpret my 23andMe ancestry results
Need suggestions for disposing of cremains **
Well, that’s one way to clean up the ol’ family tree.
What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?
Why would popcorn burn instead of pop?
… Cecil thought as he was smelling, rather than hearing, the progress of his popcorn from the drawing room, not knowing that this would be one of his last thoughts, as the smell was actually an electrical short that was soon to touch off the leaking gas main.
** Tell me about your slightly later in life epiphanies
as much of a reprehensible liar as she is, I still find Kellyanne Conway physically attractive **
Hopefully this epiphany occurred much later in life.
Poll: Will the human race someday have ovens that warp time to make everything cook instantly?
Need suggestions for disposing of cremains
“Bob’s Instant Crematorium - Never Any Waiting” has a five-star rating on Yelp.
Trump is an atheist.
What happens if/when we have a Jewish or Muslim president who dies?
Why? Has Trump found religion? And not Christian? Yeah, right.
**Things I Must Remember … Next Time
Brain farts in the MMP
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**SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2018
Rubber Clothing (Fetish)?
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Gonna be an interesting Christmas morning.
** Need gift suggestions for a college bound kid
Tell me about your colonoscopy**
Spoiled kids these days. When I was his age, I’d have been happy with a nice enema. :mad:
Need gift suggestions for a college bound kid
Tell me about your colonoscopy
College-bound kids get gifts up the butt!
ETA: Simulpost!
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** Do you own a can opener?
Tell me about your colonoscopy **
Colonoscopy via can opener? No thanks!
** How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”?
Tell me about your colonoscopy **
I am so going to do this (but not at work)
** How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”?
When did everything start staying open for Christmas?
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How is THAT “Merry”?
Tell me about your colonoscopy
Any way to get out of this? - work request (Need answer fast)
Do I have to shred these leftover checks?
Quick! Shred the checks and then you won’t have to have the colonoscopy!