What is the legality of businesses secretly recording people on company property (e.g spy cams)?
Weighing a package
They’re also secretly weighing their package.
** Ho-ho-hold up! Giant Santa Claus terrorizes Cambridgeshire motorway!
Satan Baby**
Remember “Santa” and “Satan” are anagrams
Bohemian Rhapsody, Rocketman, and…?
The Meg vs JAWS
My money’s still on JAWS
** Are there food items that you automatically say you do not like…
Does anyone like Brie cheese? **
No
Can more colleges become “free” by being work/stody?
Poll: Where should I work? For Science!
At a free work/stody college, of course!
** Instant bridge–just add disaster.
Hickory Dickory Dock **
“The clock strikes one, the bridge falls down
Hickory Dickory Dock!”
You know, I was hoping for a bit more from the investigation. 
So, they’re making a sequel to Frozen
The Grinch - again
Disney - again with the sequels
Major earthquake hits Anchorage, AK
George H.W. Bush Has Passed
In Anchorage?
** If an unmarried person dies in their house, how is their death discovered?
The Straight Dope On Ghosts.
**
“Iiiiii’mmmmm DEAD! Next door!”
** How do you count the books you’ve read?
Spot-on covers
**
“Since I started using Spot-on[sup]TM[/sup] covers, I have no trouble counting up my books.”
** Life’s little victories.
Getting off public transport**
Charlie finally escaped from the M.T.A.?
Life’s little victories.
Getting off public transport
Especially at rush hour.
** More men killed by someone close than women?
Would squealing to the press help? **
“Pull that trigger, and I’ll spill my guts to the Washington Post! Wait, let me rephrase that…”
** Cataract Surgery
Things you’re expected to know/do, but don’t…
**
I don’t know how to darn a sock, either.
Mornington Crescent
Getting off public transport
That part of the journey is addressed in “Mind The Gap: endgame options for Mornington Crescent, Vauxhall Edition, 1953.”
Things you’re expected to know/do, but don’t…
Remember, Kids, Google Image Search Is Just A First Step
I should know that, but I can never remember!
Not from the boards - but from my notifications emails:
Eye Surgery jokes / music needed!
What do you do with poultry giblets?
Huh - nah, I think I’ll stick with the acrylic lens implants.
Eye Surgery jokes / music needed!
Problems with Amazon’s own delivery service?
See, this is an example of why you should shop at brick-and-mortar shops for all your surgical needs!
How quickly and pervasively would the “butterfly effect” happen after a time travel intervention?
Dramatic plunge in flying insect populations
…even butterflies?
When Trump dies – responses?
Dramatic plunge in flying insect populations
As the world’s supply of bullshit catastrophically crashes.
**What happens to the world if Saudi Arabia runs out of oil?
Dramatic plunge in flying insect populations **
It’s a little-known fact that bumblebees only get about 9 MPG.