** Anyone use CarShield?
D B Cooper - still?
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** The Camp Fire Thread -or- Northern Cali Is Like SOOO Hot Right Now
I’ve got camphor! What can I do with it? **
Er… “camphor” and “camp fire” are NOT the same thing. Really. Spreading the wrong one around California would appear to be a very bad idea.
** Hearing issues on the phone
Who should I talk to?
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** Unhelpful responses
Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
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What’s your usual GET A HOT MEAL ON THE TABLE ASAP meal?
Cranberry Sauce
Just plop it out of the tin and nuke it! (eww)
** Woohoo, finally got a bag of crap!
When did the first 24/7 day anything open in your area?**
Back in the '80s we could go to the 24-hour Dung-A-Rama in Toledo, but these days everyone orders shit over the Internet. 
I need an electrician’s help
Why were gliders not invented WAY earlier?
The extension cords weren’t long enough, duh.
** Question regarding a cruel Viking practice.
Got the bill for the “free” colonoscopy screening…WTF?**
Ulf told me if I liked my health plan, I could keep it.
** Am I the only one who like their sweet potatoes UNSWEETENED?
The pumpkin pie edict.
How do you eat your turkey sandwiches the day after thanksgiving**
Now I’m hungry.
should we intervene with the Sentinelese under any circumstances?
Elevator Safety.
It’s the Otis pledge: neither rain nor sleet nor hail of arrows will stop them from delivering a recall notice, even on 40,000 year old equipment.
Do you still have to pay the mortgage if your house burns down?
How long can you leave things in lockers?
I keep all my stuff in lockers so I don’t have to take out a huge mortgage.
** Cat owners: Do you always keep the toilet lid down so cat doesn’t fall in?
I believe that the universe is teeming with life. What say you?**
I say it’s long past time for you to clean your toilet. :eek::smack:
** What ethnic customs / superstitions do you follow/do?
How are school lockdowns these days?**
Joyous occasions with song and merriment.
** When and how did green grapes get so big and plump and tight?
Is there a PVC pipe cementing system that fits this description?**
Oh yeah baby, my pipe is big and plump and tight and … green.
How is someone like Christine Ford supposed to prove her case?
Simply Giving Money to the US Government.
If an investigation is blocked, try good ol’ bribery!
** So… what’s new?
Horse-drawn Wagons and Pick-up Trucks **
It takes Arkansas awhile to adopt new technology, but they’re rolling now.
Unhelpful responses
I Had a Telemarketer Hang Up On Me!
Well, that wasn’t very helpful, was it?
** Do You Own a “Car?”
Ran my car over a concrete parking block
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** I’m going to be boarding my cat. What should I do to make it comfortable?
Stores/Merchants you stopped business with due to Moral or Political reasons **
It just didn’t feel right, sending Fluffy to “It’s Just A Cat Fer Crying Out Loud Boarding Service”.
I just had Brussel Sprouts at a restaurant - how did they make them taste great?
Any Sugary Liquid That CAN’T Be Fermented?
Fermentation improves Brussel Sprouts!
** Is it odd for an adult American to never use stove, oven, or microwave
I believe that the universe is teeming with life. What say you?**
Well yeah - Norovirus, Salmonella, Clostridium botulinum and fungus have as much right to live as you, so just eat all your food raw and hope for the best.