** What Will Your Thanksgiving Be Like?
4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??**
Yes, but I’m a turkey and stuffing man myself.
Foods that make you think twice when you think/learn about what they are/how they’re made…
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
As God is my witness, I thought the turkey had died peacefully of old age, just in time for Thanksgiving.
** A school shooting that DIDN’T happen
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife**
He just strutted into homeroom, and I couldn’t stop myself…
** I love my bidet! Ever try one?
It’s easier than you think! What should we try that assume is too hard?**
Low-volume flush toilets. But if you’re hesitant, the local community college probably offers a class.
** Childhood Foods
Top three alcoholic mixed drinks **
** It’s easier than you think! What should we try that assume is too hard?
4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??**
It definitely won’t be “too hard”. :eek:
** How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton?
What’s the most interesting car you saw today? **
It’s definitely got four wheels and flies.
I’m sensing a Sequential Threads theme-of-the-day. :dubious:
**Hanna-Barbera.
Deviled Eggs
On turkey
**
“Great idea you had, Boo-boo, mixing this food from the pic-a-nic basket,” said Yogi bear, between bites.
Foods that make you think twice when you think/learn about what they are/how
Poll: When is the last time you ate at Waffle House?
I mean, have you seen what those hashbrowns are actually smothered in?
What is the scientific explanation for people being ashamed of nudity?
Is eating human flesh actually a crime?
Uh, these are interesting questions, but probably not a good idea to ask them at the homeowners association meeting. :dubious:
**After prostate surgery…
Would you eat another guy’s mustache? **
Heck, I wouldn’t eat another guy’s mustache before prostate surgery, either!
** Ever been to a “good” buffet?
Any birdwatchers here?**
By the time I get to the four-and-twenty-blackbirds baked pie, it’s usually half gone and all the juiciest birdies have been taken. 
** 40th anniversary of Jonestown tragedy
Unhelpful responses**
“What are you doing to celebrate?” and “Is there a commemorative t-shirt?” were voted least helpful. :smack:
** Anybody here ever visited the remote islands of St. Helena, Ascension Island or Tristan da Cunha?
D B Cooper - still?**
So there’s where he’s been hiding.
The morality of document / e-mail retention policies
D B Cooper - still?
It’s not the policy of his company to ever throw away his documents!
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** New trans-man sex-reassignment procedure makes the surgical part a lot quicker
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2018**
All I want for Christmas is a quick sex change
** Your wallet gets stolen on vacation. How do you get home?
Best cheap new car **
I Have an Awful Confession…
Who else loves Christmas horror movies?
That’s awful!
What was the point of a dive bomber?
Automated Scammer Responses
“So, go to the URL I gave you and make a credit card payment of $500 or the I.R.S. will seize all your assets, and…wait, is that a Stuka I hear???”