Stan Lee’s Funeral
Is this the death of cheap beer? MillerCoors boots PBR
First Stan Lee, and now cheap beer? What’s this world coming to?
**4 (four!!) Ducolax at once-colonoscopy prep-can that be safe??
How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton?
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Gold price at near speed of light
How is speed in space measured?
It’s gold in space.
** I love my bidet! Ever try one?
Why do all malls always smell the same?**
It’s all those shoppers carrying Port-a-Bidets. :eek:
**How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton?
Stocking stuffers
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Santa finally found a "gift’ for naughty kids more effective than coal…
** How Many Crap Loads Go into a Shit Ton?
Stocking stuffers**
Well, shit on you
** “I am not anti-guns. I am anti-bullet holes in my patients.”
Tackling a shooter**
** Infant genetal mutilation is a blood sacrifice to the demon Yahwe.
Guess what THIS veteran is doing this Veteran’s Day**
When is sunrise & sunset where you are today?
I feel old
…sunrise, sunset…
** Guess what THIS veteran is doing this Veteran’s Day
Turning the minirants up to 11ber
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Knock yourself out.
** Hey dopers of a certain age! Talk to me about dating in high school!
Is what I did “wrong”**
Well Bret, I dunno that I’d call it “dating”.
What typically happens during a church service?
Free Jeep!
The First Church of Oprah!
Your wallet gets stolen on vacation. How do you get home?
Is Japan really all that?
It better be, because you’re not getting home!
Well, I’m being financially extorted
theres a war on cash ?
Yes. Cash is no longer good. Send all your cash to me, and I will direct deposit the amount into your bank account!
** Well, I’m being financially extorted
theres a war on cash ?
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** Weird kids and funny events you remember from school
I’ve got camphor! What can I do with it? **
Yeah, that was a laff riot, only surpassed by the time we spiked the lunchroom shepherd pie with ipecac.
** How do people react to the smell of food they’ve never had before?
I Just Got Laid Off **
Well, it’s probably not a good idea to tell the boss that the casserole she brought in stinks so bad, the E.P.A. will have to declare the break room a Superfund site.
What actually makes a man’s face handsome, or a woman’s face pretty
“We are made of star stuff” - surely not all the particles?
All the good looking people’s particles are.
** Things you didn’t catch until the second or third viewing of a movie.
Deviled Eggs**
Thankfully they didn’t break when I didn’t catch them because they weren’t raw eggs.
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This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife
Should we get a budgie? **