Poll: Government Shutdown 12/22: Real Shutdown, Bullshit Shutdown, or No Shutdown?
Tell me about your colonoscopy
Based on what I remember about colonoscopy prep, it was the opposite of a “Bullshit Shutdown”.
** Occasional MGB problem
Machinists, any way to get coolant smell out of clothes?
Very odd car behaviour**
Never mess with an MGB.
**Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2018
Who has baby Jesus? **
Whoever it is, remember, it’s Christmas and His birthday, so get Him something nice! (And gold, frankincense, and myrrh are so First Century.)
** Fucking NJ Dems
Fucking employers, fucking health insurance, fuck all of it
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“…and those whales. Fuck them!”
Communication: Substitutes for colloquial usage: retarded
Polish Jokes.
Not Politically Correct
**New and Unimproved Workplace Rants
Fucking employers, fucking health insurance, fuck all of it
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Dead guy on the freeway
Using parachutes: why jumping to conclusions was wrong.
Apparently, he did jump to his conclusion.
What’s your favourite Christmas carol?
Christmas Cookies!
You mean this one?
This isn’t on SDMB, but it’s too good not to share. From CNN’s front page:
This is the most-distant object found in our solar system
Scientists identify a new species of salamander that can grow to at least two feet
I was worried about extraterrestrial salamanders becoming our new amphibious overlords; but I think we can handle ones under a metre long.
Meaning of ‘my muse’
Ho, Ho, Ho! or O come, all ye faithful?
Your muse must have … inspired … quite a few people.
Using bags of concrete to dam a small stream?
Safe for pets, deadly for humans?
Yep, your ducks will be fine, but everyone downstream will die of CONCRETE POISONING! :eek: 
Is there a place for non-politically correct speech?
Tell me about your colonoscopy
Are you saying to shove it up your ass?:dubious:
Meaning of ‘my muse’
A battle to the death of mammals
It’s much more inspiring than a battle to the death of cnidarians!
**How to reply to “I say Merry Christmas!!1!”?
Is there a place for non-politically correct speech?
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** Sleepless in Seattle this weekend, what to do?
A battle to the death of mammals**
Can’t you just drink a glass of warm milk?
** Tell me about your colonoscopy
What is it like to have servants?**
Beats hell out of the DIY version.
** Polish Jokes.
Is there a place for non-politically correct speech? **
I think Alex Trebek would rule that a wrong Jeopardy answer (though it is in the form of a question)
** Extremely long term environmental changes and evolution
Melting down pennies**
Eventually the sun will get hot enough that it will melt our pennies, even though that is against the law.
** Random misspellings you’ve encountered in the wild
Man translates holy books into DNA and injects it into himself
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Unfortunately, he misspelled “tabernacle”, and now his left hand doesn’t work right.
** Tell me about your colonoscopy
Self driving cars are still decades away**
“In a triumph of miniaturization, Dr. Brunswick and I will scale down to less than an inch in height, get into our teeny-tiny Hyundai and set off on our round-trip journey from the anal verge to the ileocecal valve to see what’s what. Make sure you’ve had all your Miralax, because our windshield wipers have been on the fritz.”
**A former NASA engineer creates a glitter- and stink-bomb trap for package thieves
Have You Had a Package Stolen?
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