** Given the spate of amazon package thefts, has anyone invented a practical countermeasure?
Code Adam and storekeeper’s privilege**
How do I know you don’t have a kid hidden in that Amazon box? You’re staying right here until the cops arrive. :mad:
** Given the spate of amazon package thefts, has anyone invented a practical countermeasure?
Desiccants? **
Bait boxes filled with desiccant packets, to turn thieves into dried hulks - genius!!!
What kind of parents name their child Adolph Hitler?
Is there a place for non-politically correct speech?
That name is definitely non-politically correct.
** Tell me about your colonoscopy
Me Choose a Router!**
Roto-Rooter?
** Is there ever any appropriate way to hit on a coworker?
Remember seasonal fruit? **
Nice line, but a bit chancy - especially if you keep harping on bananas and melons. :dubious:
**Help Me Choose a Router!
Assistance and advice sought for woodworking / furniture repair.
**
What do you mean, “I didn’t mean that kind of Router?”
What color was this car?
What is the boiling point of THC at 1 atm?
I say it was green, you say it was red, but, like, what if the green you see in your mind is my red, man?
** It’s dawn - at 8.50 am
Happy solstice, all! **
Says it all
** Not enough votes to override a veto?
What is the job title of the galley-slave drum beater? **
Nancy Pelosi’s executive assistant?
** Is there a place for non-politically correct speech?
Tell me about your best sneaky gift-wrapping **
You should’ve seen Elizabeth Warren’s face when she eagerly opened the box of Godiva chocolates, and instead there was a copy of “The Turner Diaries” in there. Tee-hee!
**It’s been blowing since Tuesday
Tornado Touches Down West of Seattle
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Which National Park Did You Last Visit?
Is there a place for non-politically correct speech?
Sorry, Hyde Park doesn’t count as a National Park.
** fake news, this time out of Germany
Steal copper and have sex **
sounds fake to me
** Is there any market research that indicates serious DEMAND for self driving cars?!
Self driving cars are still decades away **
Be careful, there’s a Mini-Cooper cruising up and down your street, and it looks pissed. :eek:
** I drove my Mini Cooper through 4" of water
Steal copper and have sex **
I think something is misspelled–is it “Cooper” or copper" and/or “steal” or “steel”? Anway, how was the sex?
Advice on buying books for a second-grade girl
All of the other reindeer were jerks.
Other good modern children’s titles are "Charlotte’s Web of Lies and Deceit, “Frosty the Serial Groper” and “The F.D.A. Cracks Down On Green Eggs and Spoiled Ham”.
Probability question.
Which folder contains a photo of a particular object?
What’s your favorite Christmas carol?
Christmas Cookies!
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, sugar
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe
The ones that look like Santa Claus
Christmas trees, bells and stars
I sure do like those Christmas cookies, babe
Now, Christmas cookies are a special treat
The more she bakes the more I eat
**Random Voice Chat w/ Flip-Phone?
Wild Mynas, Parrots (and other talking birds) **
When did Verizon introduce beak dialing?
** Who has baby Jesus?
Santa Claus is coming to the MMP!! **
And for that lucky person expecting a flat-screen TV who’s getting the infant Messiah instead, Merry Xmas!
** Should we get a budgie?
Do you give your pets gifts at Christmas?**
Your cat will love a budgie. For Christmas dinner.