Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen…
Inexpensive printing services

has anyone here ever found a mannequin while outdoors?
What would you think of this Christmas present?

We found it out back of the old Sears store, and thought of you. Merry Xmas!

**Weird stories from the previous generation

Marxism.

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“Look at my beard!
Isn’t it weird?
Don’t be skeered,
It’s only a beard!”

All those weird political figures had beards. Lenin had a beard! Marx had a beard!

Gabby Hayes had Whiskers!

– George Carlin

**Weird stories from the previous generation

Small manual sports car under 5k

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Darn straight finding a sports car under 5k is a weird story in 2018. Perfectly normal, though, in 1970.

Farmers Only dot com
I’m Afraid For My Daughter

Big deal, so you need to have a spittoon in the living room for when the happy couple visits. It’s a lot better than if she found her dream man on methheadsonly.com.

I’d just like to point out that this thread was started one year ago, and it says it’s a 2018 thread in the title.

Perhaps someone would like to start a new Sequential Threads thread for the New Year?

**How would urine run down a woman’s leg if the legs are spread wide so there’s enough space?

What Is This Feature On A Ship (Hole At The Bow That Dumps Water)**