Sequential threads - and the Dopers who love them

John Lennon is 70, what’s he doing now???
Do any movie theaters still show porn?

No, dad, stop being gross.

A father again
Career opportunity in cannibalism

Um, NO. Mommy will not approve.

**Wanted - Obscure Military Trivia!

The Absolutely F’d-Up, Weird-Ass, Sick and Horrible Case of Colonel Russell Williams **

Thanks!

Nerd cool, Dad and 7 yr old send iphone into space
Is this a jerkish impulse?

Depends on whether it falls and hits someone.

Getting kids to eat their vegetables
Poll: Bush or Obama - The Better President

Bush is a well-known broccoli-hater. No contest.

**What is this bug, and should I kill it? NEED ANSWER FAST!!!
A baby boy! **

Some people are *really *not cut out for parenthood…

Bad odor
Question About Musical Flatulence

I’m very happy for you that you can fart Bohemian Rhapsody, but it still stinks. :mad:

**It’s Saturday. What’s up?
The Absolutely F’d-Up, Weird-Ass, Sick and Horrible Case of Colonel Russell Williams **

Oh yeah. That.

Kind of sad
A baby boy!
The Burger King Jesus of Minnesota

Listen, hear the angels sing, a Burger King born today… yeah, actually, that is kind of sad.

** Tell us about inappropriate workplace conversations you have witnessed
Career opportunity in cannibalism **

Preparations for anal sex
ID this red fungus/mushroom/whatever?

Dude, does “TMI” mean anything to you? :eek:

**Poll: Do you use the toilet in front of your partner?
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread **

Use a little discretion, bud, or it’s back to eharmony for you.

**Democrats and Liberals, Who Do You Want to be the Next Republican President?
Oldest living human. **

Seriously, you want McCain to run again?

**What’s the deal with this “M’kay” shit?
Phrases I Don’t Understand. Any You Don’t Get? **

Tell us about inappropriate workplace conversations you have witnessed
Guess what I learned today? There were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark!

This is why you never talk religion (or politics) at work; someone could get brained. :smack:

I Reversed 'em, but still…

**Was Hitler a Christian?
His mother called him Yahshua.
**
He wasn’t the Messiah, he was a very naughty boy.

Whom shall I take as my new god?
The Burger King Jesus of Minnesota

Hail to thee, Burger King Jesus! And all thy condiments!

The end of the world is 5/21/2011!
10/10/10

All right! No need to argue!

Besides, at this point, looks like the first dude has more of a chance of being right …

**Baby Tantrums- how to deal with them?

You Know Those Resealable Packages… **

I suppose that’s one way…

** How Does That Old Joke About Canada Go?
The Pumpkin Pie is in the Oven - Repeat - The Pumpkin Pie is in the Oven**

Eh? :confused: