Universal Love
How long is unreasonable to wait for sex in a dating relationship?
I guess it depends on the norms of the planets that each SO is from.
Last woman on earth…
Either the laziest or dumbest scammer ever
She actually expected me to believe there was a gendercaust that escaped my notice.
Tell me about making beef jerky at home
Stories of lottery winners squandering their winnings?
Just buy the damn beef jerky. You can afford it.
Anyone ever taken Ambien for insomnia?
86 Pregnant teens in one school
Good luck with that “sleepwalking” defense, buster.
** I think I am an alcoholic and I want to change (long)
I am drunk on the internet**
Male runners - how do you keep your weiner warm in cold weather?
Hard/rough sex
That oughta do it.
So at least eight men have sexually assaulted at least ten developmentally disabled women…
RO: Woman Raped by Police Officer
Rape
**Huckleberry/Wild Blueberry Jam, yumm. Rash, hives yuk!
Shit – I have shingles **
** How long is unreasonable to wait for sex in a dating relationship?
What is appropriate to wear on a cruise?**
Going naked is a good tip-off to your partner that time’s a-wastin’.
86 Pregnant teens in one school
turning down sex
Too late.
What is your pseudonym?
You choose! Severe Constipation or Insomnia ala Rick Astley. Which is it?
From now on when I go to hotels I’ll sign in under the initials S. C.
**A concription poll for the ladies.
Hard/rough sex **
If you want to fly a helicopter which one should you choose here?
Chores you Abhor – an MMP about household responsibilities
Give me a reason to quit
Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
**What is your pseudonym?
Craigslist **
Going Down Stairs with the “Wrong” Foot…
Do you go down stairs/steps without looking?
I haven’t gone downstairs in years…too traumatic.
I once had a guinea pig that could climb stairs, but not go back down again. Maybe he was worried about using the wrong foot.
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)
Chores you Abhor – an MMP about household responsibilities
This shouldn’t even be a chore in need of doing.
Not a routine service call.
New Year’s Eve Possum Drop
I’ll say. Did you get all the splatter cleaned up?
Yellowstone and Grand Tetons hiking and camping
Do you feed wildlife?
I try not to be predator food.
**Disgusting Pigs in Bathrooms
Are urinals harder to flush or something?**
**A question about The Hunt for Red October
Poll: Which end of a sub do you start eating from? **
The end closest to the galley.
** RO: Woman Raped by Police Officer
Disgusting Pigs in Bathrooms
**
I concur
**Skald, please, please tell me I’m very, very wrong
Are urinals harder to flush or something?**