**How Would You Like To Be Famous And Rich?
Any other modelers out there? **
Be a modelor, or just look like one…
I am drunk on the internet
Anyone ever taken Ambien for insomnia?
Sure many people have taken Ambien before, but booze is more fun.
**What should I do with misdelivered mail?
What to do with mail delivered to right address but wrong recipient? **
Looks like the USPS is falling down on the job!
(And, yes, the two OPs above are from different people)
**My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
Goodbye old friend **
How much do you enjoy a man’s ejaculation?
86 Pregnant teens in one school
Too much?
Getting a New Slow Cooker, Want Recipes
What’s for dinner tonight?
Poll: Sub, Hoagie, Hero, or Grinder?
Uhm, those aren’t the kinds of food that you slow cook.
Moving to New Jersey in three weeks! What do I need to know?
How are you going to die?
Hey, it’s not THAT bad there, is it?
Mammoth to be cloned
Am I just a pervert?
Depends on what you are cloning the mammoth for…
January 2011 Weight Loss Thread
Maybe I’ll be getting better now…?
Hopefully.
**I just ate a 2.5 year old noodle bowl
I feel like I’m floating **
The 2.5 year-old noodles are pretty good, but if you want some primo shit, you got to go for 4 years.
**I just ate a 2.5 year old noodle bowl
Maybe I’ll be getting better now…? **
**Poll: Have you had déjà vu?
Poll: Have you had déjà vu?**
Having it right now, as a matter of fact …
Poll: How are you going to die?
Vacationing in New England with kids: suggestions?
You could commit hara-kiri in center field at Fenway during a Yankees rally. The kids’ll love it.
**Fecal transplantation: Is it for you?
What’s the worst job you ever had?
**
Definitely the fecal transplantation.
**Planet/moon most inhospitable to humans?
Flushing, New York in 1928? **
Stardate 5/27/1928. The Enterprise finds itself in a particularly inhospitable situation…
Yellowstone and Grand Tetons hiking and camping
If you were in the middle of nowhere, could you know where you were?
It’s a lot more fun if you wing it.
How do cowboys keep their hats on when it is windy?
Do laws prohibiting black magic still exist?
“Lagozatha cabyolas
Sam ahac et famyolas
Harrahya!
Eee-ha!!!”
The Old West just gets weirder and weirder.
**You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?
What Would You Do In This Roommate Situation?**
Want - To - Share - The - Rent - ?
**Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about **
by Illuminatiprimus
**Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in the head? **
backs away slowly from Illuminatiprimus
You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?
Personal packages delivered to work?
Nah. Working for the post office isn’t good enough.
Regis Philbin retiring from his show
North Korea Opens International Restaurant Chain
These events have got to be related. “Your host Regis Philbin welcomes you to Kim-Il Sung’s Hard Time Café”.