** Advice for people who haven’t had relationship success
Best Used Minivan?**
They’ll do a lot better with a Corvette.
A rare triplex group;
You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?
Hard/rough sex
I guess that’s one way, assuming you’re a Robosexual…
How are you going to die?
Swallowing a small speck of glass, then getting sent home from the emergency. Weird or not?
Dunno, you have any other unusual precognitive abilities as well?
"Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know"
Nations largest 4g Network?
Yeah, by the time they’re old enough for their own cell phone, the network standards will probably be at least up to 40g or something…
I never thought I’d say this, but I’ve decided that I’d like to raise a child someday.
Need to start looking for a job… kinda overwhelmed
At least you know that you’ll need money to raise the kid.
Can “too soon” jokes be funny if they are genuinely funny?
Inherited causes of demise
Yeah, the jokes are funny until you die the same way.
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right?
Another Cockatiel question…
Stop right there. The answer is yes.
Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right?
**Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inauguration.
Mammoth to be cloned **
Hmmm…what to get the deceased ex-president who has everything …?
Another Cockatiel question…
My Father Is In the Hospital Now.
When did you last feed the cockatiel?
**19th Century UFO?
A poster from another board is missing… **
:eek:
**My Brother Is Dead To Me.
Goodbye old friend **
I’m getting a mixed message here.
Google honors John F. Kennedy on 50th anniversary of his inaguration.
Mammoth to be cloned
Google can afford to do anything to promote an event.
Chicken McNugget Ingredients Revealed
Mess of wires
**Women: How Hard Is It To Find A “Correct” Bra?
What are you wearing today? **
And is it “correct?”
Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?
What are you wearing today?
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right?
Mammoth to be cloned
It could be. I don’t know the scientist’s motives.
Look four posts up from yours.
**Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about
My imaginary friends
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right? **
Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?
Non-Christians:do you celebrate Easter?
Jesus, that you?
Most despicable reaction to the Tucson shootings?
Federal Judge moves towards overturning DOMA
Damn shooter. Now, thanks to him, we won’t have DOMA any more! :mad:
What are your favorite names of small businesses?
My friend and his 7 cats
Sorry, but that’s the worst name for a moving company I’ve ever heard.
My Bathroom Is Broken
I feel like I’m floating
**Dark Knight Rises villains(and actors) announced
Win7, Sound Cards & Stereo Mix **
Makes a change from the Joker I guess