**The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (of 2010)
My imaginary friends **
Can’t you just imagine better friends?
You meet a machine that claims to be sentient. What does it take to convince you that is so?
My friend and his 7 cats
Meow
Hiss
Meow
Hiss
Hiss
Hiss
Meow
“Sorry, the ‘No’ votes have it.”
** My friend and his 7 cats
Nations largest 4g Network?**
Mammoth? I’da thought that’d be Teddy.
**This Is A Fetish Thing, Right?
Help me find a particular loveseat **
**Naked bleeding man on your porch at midnight: Let him in?
What are you wearing today? **
Dress pants and suit, but I’m still bleeding!
**What are you wearing today?
Skin bleach. **
Not me. The office dress code says I have to wear pants ‘n’ stuff as well.
Separated by one, but irresistable:
**Bottom’s up or how to put foot in mouth
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right? **
**How do you sleep at night?
Hard/rough sex **
**What is this optical device?
How long can I make you invisible? **
**What stage is the US empire’s decline at?
Is this really a consequence of Obamacare?
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**How do you find an attorney?
Hard/rough sex
**
Well, it is nice to know how hard they can screw someone.
Petting a cat “against the grain”
Do you have a First Aid Kit
**Worst TV show of all time
Rawhide
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Rawhide
Worst TV show of all time
Awww, poor ol’ Rowdy.
**Skin bleach.
Rawhide **
'Nuff said
Belly sounds like cat crying…any ideas?
Hoe you know you’ve had too much too drink
Well, that’s harsh. Besides, it’s the sloshing noises that should key you in.
Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.
This Is A Fetish Thing, Right?
Well yeah, but if everyone consents and no one gets hurt…
**“Things Babies Born in 2011 Will Never Know”
What is appropriate to wear on a cruise? **
“Within ten years, nudism will become the norm!”
You’re Hitler. When do you call it quits?
Anti Semites and the “Jews killed Jesus” argument
“The Jews killed Jesus, and you’re next!”
My cat reacts to celery like it’s catnip
dope sick again (long)
Uh-oh. They can kick a catnip addiction, but a celery habit is bad news.