How would you solve the obesity epidemic?
Things that the English language desperately needs
Four words. Put…down…the…fork.
** Ultimate ruler of your own country - What do you ban?
Fun with numerology this year **
No fun with numerology until 2012.
**Verizon FiOS customer service has been horrible. What do I do now?
Hard/rough sex **
Yup. Ass-fuck 'em with a sharkskin condom until their attitude improves!
The 50 Most Loathsome Americans (of 2010)
Valentine Exchange 2011 - sign up now!
What cute card will Karl Rove send to the Kardashians?
Scary video of a crash on the 401 near Milton, ON. (No one was seriously injured!)
Seattle Dopers: How 'bout that commute?
That’s a helluva backup! :eek:
Where did the “dog ate my homework” excuse originate?
Help identifying a bird?
Sorry, he just ate it.
**Darwin Award candidate
Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! **
The transition between someone being a person you love, to being a person you hate
Advice for people who haven’t had relationship success
I have a blogged doze. How zhould I unblog id?
Things that the English language desperately needs
I don’t even know where to start.
**Neat trick of the day
Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! **
Practical uses for parrots?
Why are all these robots registering on my blog?
No one’s going to read the comments on your blog if all they consist of is “Braawwwk!”
**Aussie in England suing for racial abuse
Why are you bringing up old shit? **
**I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but…
My Father Is In the Hospital Now. **
Baby don’t like being cried at.
** Should we use one space or two after a period?
Poll: How do you sleep at night
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Man, that’s really taking grammar a bit too seriously!
** Poll: What time period do you consider to be the “good old days” of your life?
Hard/rough sex
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That’s right…those days!
** WHat REALLY will happen if the US defaults?
Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa)
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NOW we’re talkin’!
** Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself
Poll: Fecal transplantation: Is it for you? **
I’d be amazed if you could actually do that to yourself…
Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine
And in other news. . .
Terrorist Bomb in Moscow Airport
Wow - just like on the real news, an insignificant story comes before an important one!
** I pit Bricker for subtle reasons
I pit the homeless men who defecate near my apartment**
Is this a subtle slam on threadshitting?
**Bottom’s up or how to put foot in mouth
What’s wrong with this idea to encourage handwashing in hospitals? **
Lots of things. Where do I begin?
What would you buy the moment it came on DVD if it was ever released?
The Enterprise VS. Star-Destroyer
Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine
Lion Tacos
A tragic accident is changed into an opportunity to open a new market! Lion customers roared their satisfaction.
Is there a niche in militaries for really big guys?
What happens if you can’t pay a toll at a public tollbooth?
They call in the really big military guys, who’ll hold you upside down and shake the change out of your pockets.