** I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but…
Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine
**
…is just too damned funny dammit!
** I don’t want anything and it’s concerning
Spam by snail-mail! **
I especially don’t want spam by snail-mail! And shit.
From New Posts -
Why are you bringing up old shit?
I pit the homeless men who defecate near my apartment
Maybe they’re just picking up after themselves.
Things that the English language desperately needs
Universal Love
Things you think are awesome and other dopers should know about
The thread title
Check it out guys; It’s currently up to six pages!
I hate my (USA) toilet!
Why are you bringing up old shit?
Are you asking the toilet?
**Taco Bell’s Ground Beef Is Less Than 35% Actual Meat
I’d like Original Recipe, please **
Way tastier than Colon Blow cereal that’s for sure.
Exactly the one I came in to post 
Poll: A Poll on Doper Sexual Activity: Have you Crossed the Lines Before?
Women (Or Men) – Do You Smile At Strangers?
Yelling “Slut!” and waving my Bible at them wipes the smiles off their faces pretty fast, let me tell you.
**I’ve joined a gym… now what?
Lion Tacos **
…and you have to kill your own lion.
With your bare hands.
** I broke 12.5 years of sobriety. (Update)
Man crushed to death after falling into tortilla mixing machine
I think I am an alcoholic and I want to change (long)
Mall-Walking Texting Moron Falls Into Fountain! **
Two examples of alcohol causing freak accidents. Stay Sober!
**I’ve joined a gym… now what?
Lion Tacos
**
The third step is profit.
Ask the girl who is doing an Intrauterine Insemination
Tell me about your unplanned pregnancy.
'I didn’t plan on Intrauterine Insemination, but they had a tent set up in the parking lot of the mall and I thought, ‘Why not?"’
Poll: Would you watch gladitorial combat [Edited title]
How would you solve the obesity epidemic?
Now that you mention it…
**Why are you bringing up old shit?
Do you close the bathroom door? **
**What username would you choose if you were of the opposite gender?
Poll: A Poll on Doper Sexual Activity: Have you Crossed the Lines Before? **
I’ve tried gender-bending usernames. Does that count?
**Gollum slipped and fell in the fires of the Sammath Naur because…
I bought some salsa. It kinda … sucks. Help me fix it?
**
Gollum died for your culinary sins!
**Ultimate ruler of your own country - What do you ban?
Lion Tacos**
Is there a niche in militaries for really big guys?
Roman Gladiators: Trident&Netmen vs Swordsmen
**How would you solve the obesity epidemic?
Do you close the bathroom door? **
Well, that’s really just hiding the obesity epidemic, isn’t it?
**I know I probably shouldn’t laugh at my baby crying but…
I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts **
Maybe because you’re a bastard!