Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

Most Americans oppose offshoring. We need to take action.
Doctor, please don’t tell me how I feel

I know how you feel. You oppose offshoring, right?

IUD Stories (TMI, promise)
That’s no moon!

Worst concept for a TV special or series ever?
Seinfeld’s Fridge

What to wear to a funeral? (Need answer fast!)
My good computer died - I think I need a mobo

It’s always in good taste to wear a monitor.

**Strange words. Free English lessons required!
Friend talkin **** about my daughter **

**I am done with my master’s degree!
That’s no moon! **

M-O-O-N, that spells master’s degree.

**Fill in the Blank: My Other Car Is…
Hamsters in wheels **

**Fill in the Blank: My Other Car Is…

Six unfairly obscure medieval villains **

A Palanquin with six bearers! Cool!

So I’ve been “indicted”…(sorta)
Strange words. Free English lessons required!

in-dict
-verb
to charge with an offense or crime; accuse of wrongdoing; castigate; criticize:

. . . (sorta)

I was just kicked out of a Meetup group.
Home burned to ground by authorities who now refuse to pay

I’d demand their e-mail addresses.

**What’s wrong with faith?
I am done with my master’s degree! **

is the axis tilting more & more?

**Movie titles that sound like they could be about pooping.
Poll: Have You Ever Felt “The Pull”?
**

Recommend a career path for an odd Doper?
Why don’t people pop their pus-filled pimples when they are on their face ?

No need to do that unpleasant task yourself, just call Captain Zit.

What did this guy want?
Vacuum Cleaners

I told him to go to the hardware store.

** So…nongay dopers: how did you know? (not just a parody thread)
I just caught my partner smoking again.**

**Drivers; All else being equal, would you prefer a larger car?
Fill in the Blank: My Other Car Is… **

…Larger.

I just caught my partner smoking again.
How To Get Yourself In Trouble
Owwww! Burned, dammit!
I want a cigarette.

**Which species will you uplift?
Apartment Felines **

**Please explain the compulsion to name objects
Poll: Have You Ever Felt “The Pull”? **

Yes! Yes! I can’t resist the temptation any longer…I hereby name my cheeseburger “Mr. Barfy”.

I just caught my partner smoking again
I want a cigarette