Sequential threads - Daily seeing more of the light.

Just now, right above this thread…

Famous Tree Murdered In Nevada

Stop stealing my firewood

What should I name my next computer?
Please explain the compulsion to name objects

**Fill in the Blank: My Other Car Is…
A song and a happy memory
**
RIP, car.

{Beaten to the punch by Ludovic}

The thread on IUD’s got me thinking about differnt form of birth control…
I’m giving away my cat and having second thoughts

Maybe you should have declawed it first.

**Stop stealing my firewood
I think my kindle is buying books on its own. Has anyone else had that **

(Made better since the OP used a small “k” for Kindle. I’m assuming a capital “K” was meant. Or are stacks of firewood buying books now?)

**I am done with my master’s degree!
So… gay dopers: how did you know? **

Ummm, you just told us?

Seen immediately below this thread:

I just caught my partner smoking again.
How To Get Yourself In Trouble

Edit: Whoops, just noticed GESancMan had already seen this.

What’s the oldest show you still have on your DVR?
The original Gremlins movie

How To Get Yourself In Trouble
Remember the finger-circle-punch-in-the-shoulder game?

**The thread on IUD’s got me thinking about differnt form of birth control…

John Edwards getting married **

**Need an adjective referring to hats

Please explain the compulsion to name objects **

Have you had something happen that should’ve hurt you…
I just met a woman who wasn’t wearing makeup.

I know, it’s rough. Then you found out she didn’t shave her pits, and you just swooned.

A very hypothetical question regarding New Year’s resolutions and sex
I love to watch…

**Most depressing news story of the new year.
I just caught my partner smoking again. **

Slow year …

**So…nongay dopers: how did you know? (not just a parody thread)
What are YOU looking at?
How To Get Yourself In Trouble **

From ATMB…

**Here’s a suggestion! **

**Hey everyone! Just to let you know, topic titles rarely need exclamation points! **

Can the guards at Area 51 really shoot to kill
What would happen if you threw bullets into a fire?

Try it. Maybe the guards will go running off like the Three Stooges, maybe not.

**What would happen if you threw bullets into a fire?
Etymology of ‘dipshit’ **

the colloquialism, “burn!”
What would happen if you threw bullets into a fire?

What would happen if you threw bullets into a fire?
Etymology of 'dipshit’

I think the above action could be the source for dipshit.