Why don’t people pop their pus-filled pimples when they are on their face?
Moving to New Jersey in three weeks! What do I need to know?
Couldn’t wait for the thread titles to be reversed. It’s something I’ve always wondered about Garden Staters, second only to “Why do they drive like that?”
**getting a baby baptized. How does one go about it?
Meditating on death to create empathy? **
And you wonder why your baptism ceremonies aren’t more popular.
** Strange Method of Buying Bananas…**
What happened to my banana?
Um, you might want to look over in the other thread…
**Ubranko dla psa [SPAM OF THE DAY]
What are the benefits of paying for membership? **
Strange Method of Buying Bananas…
What happened to my banana?
So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight…
The Feelings Came back
So this has happened before I take it?
Not on the Dope, but adjacent headlines in today’s San Francisco Chronicle:
4.1 quake strikes near San Jose
Father pleads guilty in deadly shaking
**So at least eight men have sexually assaulted at least ten developmentally disabled women…
They should be nailed themselves
**
Practical uses for parrots?
Classifying Discrete Levels of Technology
Merged duplicate threads.
**My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
What happened to my banana? **
(Separated by one, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait for the possibility of sequential-ness just to post this gem).
**John Edwards getting married
Strange Method of Buying Bananas… **
“Why buy the banana when you’re getting the banana cream pies for free?”
** What happened to my banana?
Caveat emptor?
**
Sorry, once you bought the banana it became your responsibility…
My kid slammed the toilet seat on his weiner
Contribute funny bookmarks
It’s flat enough now.
Der Trihs, our resident fanatic, tries to incite left wing violence
Der Trihs Pitting du jour
it just did, as I came in here to post it.
Curses! I was not fast enough!
A very hypothetical question regarding New Year’s resolutions and sex
Who MUST be included in a limited-seats wedding?
Plan ahead, I always say.
Yay! I have my own sub. ::tear:: Gosh, never thought it would happen to me…
Shit – I have shingles
Sorry, but it was bound to happen.
Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords shot in the head?
What happened to my banana?
“I swear I didn’t think the banana was loaded officer!”
Unstoppable Revenge Films
Cosmo Jarvis’ "Gay Pirates"
“Kick us out of the Navy for being gay will you?!”
Did I answer this interview question correctly?
Temporary insanity re: my job
“Yes, I did bring plutonium cupcakes to the potluck, peed on several clients and threw my PC out a 70th-story window, but it was only a passing phase and I’m doing much better on medication.”
What does the throne of Gondor look like?
The ending of 12 Monkeys
Eerie Resemblances
…I’ll say.