**!!! Capsaicin does NOT cause tissue damage !!!
Does capsaicin INJURE (not cause pain to) mammals? **
Candidate for a Thread Merge?
**Movie “Spinoffs”
‘Torchwood comes to America.’ Is this a good thing, I ask myself?
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Qin Shi Huangdi, what is your pupose?
Just because I TOLERATE you, does NOT mean I don’t think you’re crazy.
Yay! I have my own sub. ::tear:: Gosh, never thought it would happen to me…
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)
In the next phase of your relationship, try for actual body parts.
**So at least eight men have sexually assaulted at least ten developmentally disabled women…
Just fuck you, Tom Delay **
Anonymously Helping out a Friend Financially - Good? Bad?
I’m having it bad right now
Guess you shouldn’t have lent him the money.
How Flexible Are You? (physically)
Definitely less than 50%
**What is the current progress on life extension?
So This 100 Year Old Man Walks Into the Bank … **
Did he live long enough to walk out?
Okay these are separated by a lot but here’s hoping we will see…
**Questionnaires on online job applications
What happened to my banana? **
So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight…
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)
Apparently, a good time was had by all.
**Now what’s causing THIS toilet issue?
What’s the Function of Water Retention?
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Dude. I don’t know who taught you to use a toilet, but for gawsake you need lessons!
**Why People Don’t Want to Date You
The plaid (mens) suit and other fashion WTFs **
**So… gay dopers: how did you know?
So Homosexuals, is there anyone who you would get “fixed” for **
… are you coming on to me?
What happens if a Congressman cannot perform their duties?
Can you turbocharge a two-stroke gasoline engine?
In a pinch maybe, but I usually depend on my Congressman for all small engine repairs.
**Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself
Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa) **
**Young Earth/Universe Evolutionists
stupid ass vs stupid assed
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Who is middle class?
Justices Kagan and Scalia
And no-one else.
What do you tip exotic dancers when your country doesn’t have a “single”?
Residual Income From Online Writing
Oooh, that’s an insult in any culture.
Just hit a trifecta that literally made me laugh out loud:
Why People Do Want to Date You
Why People Don’t Want to Date You
Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa)
Silly Mnemonics!
Aspeseetrep
:eek: What does that stand for?