**FedEx: WTF does “Package not due for delivery” mean???
What happened to my banana?
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** Dealing with my sister’s fears of being her privacy being exposed online
The silent treatment**
Passive-aggressive, yet oddly effective.
Why People Do Want to Date You
You choose! Severe Constipation or Insomnia ala Rick Astley. Which is it?
I guess my severe constipation is the most appealing trait. It’s a real conversation-starter.
** Obama’s speech at the Tuscon Memorial
Most despicable reaction to the Tucson shootings?
Comparison: Tucson vs Ft Hood **
Enough Already!
**Do you know these three words?
Say the phrase Ciao Luigi out loud **
What’s the Third Word?
**34,000-Year-Old Organisms Found Buried Alive!
Been a while… **
NASA says–Thunderstorms create ANTIMATTER! Newslink
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)
You need to squinch your eyes shut, say ENERGIZE! in a loud voice, and it’ll disappear. Or, your mayonnaise will turn into strawberry jam.
Were you to get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) in high school, what would your parents counsel?
Better blowjobs and you (and vice-versa)
Nice thought, but that ship’s sailed.
**So Homosexuals, is there anyone who you would get “fixed” for
So a couple of guys tried to get me to pull over tonight…
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…but I told them, “Sorry, I just don’t swing that way”.
I can see clearly now. . .
Shit – I have shingles
Great moments in saving money
Twenty Years Ago Today I Gave Up Smoking
In all seriousness, that was a hell of a great moment in saving money.
Atheist: If you HAD to chose a religion, what would it be?
You choose! Severe Constipation or Insomnia ala Rick Astley. Which is it?
In the Church of Severe Constipation, one must worship the porcelain throne.
My Cat Won’t Stop Peeing On My Stuff…Advice Desperately Needed
Please help educate me on standard “party-girl”-type teenage rebellion.
** Poll: Worst thing ever–jokes about rape. [Edited Title]
Poll: Impoverished rape victim offered payoff not to prosecute un-remembered assault. Should she?
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There’s bad joke about rape and poles in there.
So, there’s a used IUD in my refrigerator. (Massively TMI)
Dealing with my sister’s fears of being her privacy being exposed online
I chuckled.
Questionnaires on online job applications
Slave or Food?
Ummmmm, no. I think I’ll go see if someone else is hiring, thank you…
**NASA says–Thunderstorms create ANTIMATTER! Newslink
What happened to my banana? **
See that mushroom cloud off in the distance? Yeah, that.
Poll: Smokers, do you relight cigarettes?
Addict Question
**I am so frustrated with my friend right now
He Won’t Kiss Me **
**Things you crave but almost always disappoint when you get it
Wish It Could Be More…
**That’s what SHE said!
Am I Satan, or just a garden variey psychopath?
He Won’t Kiss Me
Were you to get pregnant (or get someone pregnant) in high school, what would your parents counsel?
Stupidest thing you ever did to yourself
Yeah, thanks, Mom and Dad. Got any constructive advice now?