Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition

**Some advice from the sexual virtuoso
I want to steal the queen’s dogs.
No hamsters? **

**Topics that are difficult to Google
Do you pee in the shower? **

Hungry, Hungry GQ:

What’s eating my tomatoes?
Will Black Holes eat the Universe?

Forgive me for what I’m about to do…

New Posts:

"Fat and hairy"- a turnoff?
Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

Sorrysorrysorrysorry, had to.

Do you pee in the shower?

How hard is it to recaulk a tub?

Another GQ pair:

Solubility Question
Help! Lubricant mishap.

Paging Doctor Ruth.

** I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving
(Started by Scylla )

Who is the smartest person on the SDMB? **

Some people nominated Scylla in the second thread. If he’s so smart, how come he’s lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving?

MPSIMS:**
Funny, Embarrassing Story: Friend at Strip Club (not TMI)
And shes bare naked! **

A twofer in MPSIMS:

**Oh noes! I offended a telemarketer!
callmebackcallmebackCALLMEBACK!!!

And shes bare naked!
I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving**

**600 pound woman ejected through sunroof

Why do animals grow bigger in warm places?**

**The ball of soap scraps, and other things I did when we were poor
I’m lonely, hungry, freezing cold, and starving **

**How do you build your self confidence?
Oral sex: Swallowing **

Oh noes! I think I offended a telemarketer
And she’s bare naked
Callmebackcallmebackcallmeback (long)

Will Black Holes eat the Universe?
Nervous Breakdown?
Panic Attacks?

Getting a bit nervous, are we?

:smiley: applauds

I spotted this yesterday on the MPSIMS:

**Things you wish you hadn’t seen, but did
Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope
**

:smack:

Huge asteroid to fly closely past Earth
And shes bare naked!

A streaking asteroid, wow.

MPSIMS

**Some advice from the sexual virtuoso…
Get Perpendicular!
**

IMHO:
**How often do you masturbate?
CO-Workers **
Works better if you move the “?” to the end, though…

**Huge asteroid to fly closely past Earth
On the way home from New Orleans **