GQ:
Girls and their toys - a porn question
All appliances use DC?
Naw, in the really hardcore stuff they have 220VAC clitty-thumpers and everything.
Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope
How often do you masturbate?
(Well, we are awful cute . . .)
New Posts:
** Is something wrong with the…
Flying Upside down
On Airplane lift **
Right now in MPSIMS:
**The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointers
Sequential Threads, Deep Throat Edition**
Hey, it was only a matter of time.
**Jury duty, 7 days then phfffft.
callmebackcallmebackCALLMEBACK!!! **
Gee, most people are glad when jury duty is over.
MPSIMS:
**Cunnilingus, how many names for it?
I am going to go strangle some children. **
Cafe Society:
** Share your favorite porn movie “plots”
“Silly Faerie”. Not anymore, apparently **
Just now, in New Posts:
Not the brightest idea: Pakistani man found with lightbulb…
Warning: Do not insert this in your anus
Made just slightly less cool by the fact that both threads are, in fact, about the same poor son-of-a-bitch.
–Cliffy
Any interest in a D.C.-area Dopefest?
That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.
I never get to go to these Dopefests. 
Just above this thread:
**In case your GayDar is broken…
Bend over Boys, Microsoft is coming at ya **
The BJ Thread: give me some, uh, pointers
I may not rest tonight.
That’s It We Obviously Need to Fuck More.
**Do you pee in the shower?
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever smelled? **
I Hate The Whole F@#!ng World
Okay, grow some serious fucking balls*
Yeah, act on your feelings, and join the Dark Side!
** I ran over a pigeon
ER surgery for Hasselhoff **
** It’s Canada, not Canadia!
Canada the insignificant fart in a windstorm! **
*Worst. Slogan . Ever.
I Hate The Whole F@#!n& World **
:eek:
From Cafe Society:
**Richard Scarry versus Mercer Mayer versus Stan and Jan Berenstein versus Dr. Seuss Share your favorite porn movie “plots” **
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