Sequential threads, generic

Parents: How and when did you teach your kids not to grab other people’s stuff?
Poll: Women and sexual assault.

It’s Fucking Snowing
Thanks to an unknown Doper.

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A restaurant chain wants me to tip their accountants?
Business Bullshit watch - “reaching out”**

Russian Roulette-Epic Fail!
Five things I love…

Empty chamber one
Empty chamber two
Empty chamber three
Empty chamber four
Empty chamber five
Well good thing chamber six is not my turn.

** Thanks to an unknown Doper.
Arizona is out of control **

**Should abortion be legal?
Illegal people; illegal activities
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** Drinking in Utah

Thanks to an unknown Doper. **

The kid and I were rear-ended… now what?
It’s Fucking Snowing

Hey, just like in the movies! You know, when a thunderstorm starts up after a series of mishaps…

Text message conversations with strangers
WTF is the point

Uh, I don’t think there is one. That’s the point.

**Is there anything wrong with this girls dance performance?
Illegal people; illegal activities
**
Not sure I’d go that far…

The kid and I were rear-ended… now what?
Obama Accused of Attempted Murder!

Man, those Righties will blame everything on President Obama!

**How to make my kitty want to stay inside
Gun nerds: recommend a pistol **

I’m thinking of that scene in Support Your Local Sheriff where James Garner puts red paint on the floor outside of the unfinished cell, and tells the Bad Guy it’s the blood of the last prisoner who tried to just walk out.

I’m getting married in 4 days! Advice?
I’m a dude–What do I wear to a wedding?

Left the tux rental a bit late, didn’t you?

** There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 2

Fist Fights are Good For Society**

And, in a related vein (and for which I am definitely headed for Hell)

** Talk to me about fist-fighting.

Poll: Women and sexual assault.**

**How do I make exercising less of a pain in the butt? (slightly TMI)
Parents: How and when did you teach your kids not to grab other people’s stuff?
**
Grabbing other people’s stuff is a pain in the butt.

Describe the Weirdest Person You Know
Does anyone else miss Super Kapowzler?

**I argued in front of the Court of Appeal today.

Meet the Sloths! WARNING! Cuteness inside! **

The Court of Appeal is Cute, but Slow.

** Share Your Least Subtle Dream

Drinking in Utah **

I wonder what that means?

**I had to have this Onion article explained to me

More signs of getting older**

** Fist Fights are Good For Society

I like the sound of that. Places/Peoples/whatevers **

If you do, we have a Club for you! But the first rule is…

I’m a dude–What do I wear to a wedding?
Are sweatpants considered “sloppy” when worn in public?

Tell me about bicycle touring.
How do I make exercising less of a pain in the butt? (slightly TMI)
Graduation gift?

Hint around that you’d like one of these, and your ischial tuberosities will say Wowza!

Of course, most graduates prefer money…

**Which animal has the least disgusting poop?
Eating the ‘Do-Not-Eat’ Pack.
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