** How to help my fiance with body issues?
I’m getting married in 4 days! Advice?**
This is probably not the time to bring up the “4 Day Belly Fat Eliminator” crash diet.
So I’m getting an MRI tomorrow
Rabbits are useful
Yes, I always bring one along and have them run the rabbit through the MRI first. If it comes out fried to a crisp, I ask them to recalibrate the settings.
**Eating the ‘Do-Not-Eat’ Pack.
What do they serve the Obamas when they attend state dinners in other countries? **
** IMDB “Goofs” - who ARE these people?
Television-Now we’ll NEVER know!**
** Share Your Least Subtle Dream
Strip club opens in former school building **
Listening to “Hot for Teacher” and “My Angel is a Centerfold” before bed again?
**Questions for Catholics
What gets grease stains out of clothes?
How well would you and your spouse do on an INS interview?
How many cats does it take to make someone a “crazy cat person”?
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Is sex a need?
Big Government is Failing - Again
Yeah! Sex is an entitlement!!!
Though it’s scary to think of what might ring your doorbell and say “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help”. :eek:
**Would you be a good time traveler?
George Washington’s Overdue Library Book Returned 221 years late **
Well, yeah, I would! For starters, he’s the father of our country! He deserves to have his library books always returned on time (he never told a lie, y’know!) so if I have a time machine, it’s my God-given duty as a patriotic American to restore the good name of our first President!
With Liberty and Justice for all.
Amen.
**Ever know anybody with the given name “God”?
Describe the Weirdest Person You Know **
Well, his given name is “God”…
**New forums that should be on the SDMB
Presidential embarrassments
More Archaic Phrases
Commonly believed trivia that is wrong **
** What’s your best practical tip for around the house?
WD40 **
Sound advice.
**What celeb deaths would bother you the most?
The Simpsons and Dustin Hoffman **
Escalator Question
If all motion stopped, would time have any meaning?
No. That’s why I never take escalators, they could suddenly stop and you’d be transported into the fourth dimension.
I’m getting married in 4 days! Advice?
What do I need to know about installing a Hard-drive?
Insert the drive into one of the slots intended for that purpose. Don’t worry if you’ve never done it before, you’ll know said slots when you see them. Give it some power, turn the computer on, and you’ll be up and running.
What IS BBQ?
A List of “Answer” Songs
How about these (first, from Alo)?
Welcome to your barbeque
Where we roast all the dreams
That never came true…
Pig out and dream anew
Or, a bit more graphic (“Barbecue”, by Mortician):
Hammer smashes in your head
Gutted corpse lying dead
Body parts in the stew
Hacked up for barbecue
Uh, I’ll have the veggie plate, thanks just the same.
What to do with a Box 'o Porn?
Presidential embarrassments
That’d be an awesome practical joke. 
Self-righteous pricks of the SDMB
I can’t take you seriously.
Pfff, who cares what you think? :rolleyes:
What’s the weirdest taste you’ve ever encountered?
Ask the guy who just ate some 20-year-old canned vegetables
** More Archaic Phrases
This. Is. SPARTAAA!! **
**The reply is a Floyd quote
Welcome me to the dark side
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**New forums that should be on the SDMB
More Mundane Pointless stuff on Cattle **