Synthetic cells!
My tastes and preferences are superior to yours.
Now isn’t that predictable? Create life in the lab, and it promptly turns against its creator. It’ll probably want to rule the world next.
I’ve been married for a year today!
I guess I have to turn in my geek card
That’s right, you aren’t allowed to call yourself a geek unless you live alone in a basement.
I’m going to get certified as a Lactation Consultant
When cows fight back…
**Close Encounters of the Asshole Kind
Can Charlie Daniels be a mean buffoon? **
Yes. And an asshole
Separated by one:
** More Mundane Pointless stuff on Cattle
When cows fight back…**
Wax Worms
Are there any uses for a rice cooker other than cooking rice?
** I argued in front of the Court of Appeal today.
When cows fight back… **
Never appear onscreen with kids or pets. And never appear in court opposite cows.
**Another one of those accidental inventions.
Spa / Massage services - naked? **
Honest, your honor! she was massaging me naked by accident!
Oh come on. Like you’re the first person to get screwed by the government.
** Can Charlie Daniels be a mean buffoon?
I stuck my coworker’s shoes to the floor **
That’s no way to treat your band, Charlie!
I’m going to get certified as a Lactation Consultant
Where Have I Been???
It’s not important what you did before - it’s where you’re going that counts!
** I stuck my coworker’s shoes to the floor
Another one of those accidental inventions.
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Mr. Watson, come here if you can. I need you.
**Sheep as lawn mowers. What’s the down side?
What qualifies as a bj? A knob gobbling poll.
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If sheep are gobbling your knob, your “knob” had best refer to a hill.
Two for the price of one:
**The joy of watching my son play with the neighborhood kids
What to do with a Box 'o Porn? **
** What to do with a Box 'o Porn?
At which point do we become Americans?**
Nothing defines “America” like “porn”.
I’m not getting married!
I’m getting married!
Anyone want an ongoing gardening thread?
Yes, please. The off-again-on-again is making me dizzy.
**Is bipedalism necessary for audible farting?
More Mundane Pointless stuff on Cattle **
** Is bipedalism necessary for audible farting?
SYnthetic LIFE!!! The answer to all questions!!! **
Does Synthetic Life have Audible Farting?
Does it have to be Bipedal?
** So, I’m married!
Marriages? **
** Welcome me to the dark side
I need help…**
It’s rare I post three in a row, but
Marriages?
Again??? HS teacher has relationship with student [edited title]
So, I’m married!
All seemed to go together pretty well.
** How do you stop a Komodo Dragon Attack?
Fuck the Motherfucking Pope**
Is that like St. Patrick casting out the snakes?
** I’m Mean To My Kids! And I Can’t Stop!
Things you take credit for **
** Panda Cam! Live Baby Panda
There’s Rioting in Our Streets**
There’s Bamboo shoots everywhere! And it’s too cute!