**Utterly frivolous things you’d do with super-powers, just to be a jerk
Erectile dysfunction probed with engineering tool**
You’d have to be a serious jerk!
** I need some temporary help for my cat
There’s something wrong with letting cats outside?
**
Can they go outside to get Temporary Help?
The most unreasonable request that’s been made of you?
Respond to the last poster by quoting a line of poetry
We’ll be in Seattle May 19 - Anyone want to go for a beer?
Go fly a kite
Signs that you are boring
Anyone here into bonsai?
** God never opens a window without slamming a door
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
**
**What first brought you to the Dope?
Drums!!! Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! **
No, wait. That’s what brought me to the booze.
** The “N” Word: What’s wrong with the status quo?
When you look at people do you see an ape? **
That one is just sick
**Eat Less, Screw More?
2007 Weight Loss Club, May **
Neat! 
**Containing a grenade blast with a helmet?
How Does The Technique Of Circumcision Actually Work? **
**job references
What to do with a stack of One Dollar Bills (US) **
I’m so sick of a neighbor’s bass. What recourse?
Drums!!! Aaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
**What’s your motto in life?
Bye Bye tree
**
**So the FBI showed up at my door today…
God never opens a window without slamming a door
**
If it’s God that slams the door on the FBI, then it ,must be alright.
For those who have quite smoking, successfully or unsucessfully
It’s been 5 months already?
Atta boy, keep it going.
Currently in MPSIMS:
**Signs that you are boring
I’m having a baby!**
Double double:
**Does money matter to you in a mate??
How much should I spend on an engagement ring?
Romantic dilemma: you make the call
Women, how many orgasms? **
**Explain free energy
Is it illegal??? **
How long does it take for language to diverge?
Spanish speakers from different countries–difficult accents?
**Fantastic Plastic my arse! (Mirena, TMI)
I’m having a baby! **
So much for the Mirena.