**GOP Presidential Debate
When you look at people do you see an ape?
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I’m sorry – I couldn’t help myself.
**I’m having a baby!
What do you buy for yourself, on vacation?**
** Comcast just sent me a bill for 9 cents
The most unreasonable request that’s been made of you? **
**How Quickly does obsolete/Archaic Slang Exit the language?
¡Ay, caramba!
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**Send My Parents On Vacation
How long is too long for a space mission?
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Bart Simpson hasn’t said that in years!
**There are freaking lizards EVERYWHERE!
What do you buy for yourself, on vacation?
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A pregnant lizard?
**“Greening Your Cleaning,” Toxin Hysteria, and Mrs. Imus
I am so fucking sick of this casual racism **
Imus and racism…who woulda thunk it?
** MADS – an outing that’s a cut above [May 5th]
There are freaking lizards EVERYWHERE! **
Don’t worry, they’ll go home on May 6th.
**Werewolf a game Part 2 (this time with MAFIA!)
So the FBI showed up at my door today… **
**Have you ever gotten a standing ovation?
Women, how many orgasms? **
Bravo! A fine performance!
**Have you ever gotten a standing ovation?
Women, how many orgasms?
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**Male dopers: A threesome with two women that you don’t find particularly attractive
So What Would You Do? **
**I am now a homeowner!
Okay, dammit, let’s talk about shoes off or on in the house
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** Samuel Delany had 50,000 partners: credible?
Porn fetishes you never knew you had until you became internet-savvy **
**Testing the romantic comedy clichés
Harry Potter and the Fluctuating Bosom **
And you thought Daniel Radcliff doing Equus was bad.
**Outrageous lies about the previous poster.
Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!
Whooo Hooo! A million bucks! **
Libel will cost you
From New Posts:
**There’s something wrong with letting cats outside?
Cat wound question **
Aaand one question is answered by another!
**If God lost all his powers; would you still praise him?
Giving up on God **
Has someone heard something we haven’t?
**It Was 70 Years Ago Today
Waiting for professors… **
Don’t give up. I’m sure they’ll get to you in another 2 or 3 years or so.
**Tired of the same old insults? Try this!
Outrageous lies about the previous poster **