Why Are Stupid-Looking People Stupid?
blood residue
Smart people’s blood stays in their brains.
**If a woman has a past relationship with a black man she’s tainted forever. Why?
Non English-Speaking Dopers: Does Your Language Have An Equivalent To “Cooties”? **
::ducks and runs::
If a woman has a past relationship with a black man she’s tainted forever. Why?
Is this racist?
Yes. Yes, it is.
Stuff that has happened to you that you are pretty sure that no one else has experienced.
Encountering the Straight Dope Elsewhere on the Net
**His head just popped right off!
Id this famous person? **
Louis XVI?
**Is shaving unhealthy?
His head just popped right off! **
That’s very unhealthy (and my favorite sequential thread ever)
**Men: If at 16, you had sex with your HOT teacher…
Ask the Rhodes Scholar **
After having sex at 16 with my HOT teacher, my performance improved and I became a Rhodes Scholar.
** Creamsicle kitty likes us
A dog story. Kinda long, but beautiful!
Good-bye Sweet CharlieCat
My dog almost burned my house down last night. **
What a cat-and-dog story.
**His head just popped right off!
Lost property with an identifiable owner. Is there a legal obligation to return it? **
** Lost property with an identifiable owner. Is there a legal obligation to return it?
Mission to Mars **
Returning some Martian’s wallet?
Mission to Mars
Another Language Question
If fiction has taught me anything, it’s that all aliens speak English. Or they carry a translating device. You’ll be fine.
Cancer teen refuses chemo because its icky.
Man, 25, claims he has two penises
Well, you can’t blame the girl for not wanting to risk that side effect.
Sarcastic Answers to Perfectly Civil Questions
Orcs and Goblins in LOTR
Look, nerds get wedgies. That’s all you need to know.
How would we best deal with real genetic intelligence differences between groups in society?
Is Fox News really all that bad?
The real question is, how to best deal with the intellectually inferior group of Fox News watchers.
**Strange thing has appeared out of nowhere
Signs that you’re camping. **
It’s called a “tent”. Sheesh.
American Airlines Worst in the World!
Those unforgettable ad slogans and taglines…
Being a guest on late night TV for the MMP
Man, 25, claims he has two penises
Just how late is this show on?
Female (former) English teacher arrested again for sex with student
New Ballboys
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
Saudi King Abdullah dead at 90
There are rules. One is YOU DON’T MESS WITH A PERSON’S CAR!
Anybody else want to mess with my car? :mad: