Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**Poll: Father Slaps Son for Trying to Join A Gang. Video
How is this possible? (Mother shot by toddler at Walmart) **

She obviously didn’t smack him around enough.

** To what extent is conscience an illusion?
Why can’t children consent to having sex?**

What will your visiting hours be in The Big House?

**psychopathic tendencies
How do I get bloodstains out of a white shirt? **

I mean, it’s my very favorite shirt! Of all the shirts to be wearing when that guy decided to look at me funny, it had to be that one!

I’m actually doing something in the kitchen that isn’t cooking
Penis shaped Play-Doh Toy: had to be intentional?

Yes, indeed. :dubious:

**Got a cold or flu? - stay the fuck home!

why are men such big whiny babies when they are sick?
**

What things work differently than you expected?
Toothless smiles

I was so sure they’d attract women…

** What “baby stuff” is unneeded?
Should I get an iPhone 5c or a Samsung Galaxy S4?**

It’s a newborn, fer chrissake!

It’ll manage just fine with an iPhone 4.

So, how much does an Air Strike cost?
So, the use of the word “So” in the US.

So, I’m glad you asked me that.

Is there really a target audience for fake news sites?
Who else loves raw tomatoes?

That’s Rotten Tomatoes. And the reviews are real.

**Worst decision you ever made in school
15 yr. old Florida girl kills 16 yr. old brother **

**Signs that you’re camping.
It is getting hard to live without the internet, my cell phone, or a DVR **

And we only left home an hour ago! This will be a long weekend.

** Why aren’t all Internet child pornographers caught?
His head just popped right off!**

Those cyber-vigilantes are getting mean.

** What weapon is this Paris SWAT team guy holding?
His head just popped right off!**

Damn, I gotta get me one of those.

**He Fell for the Tech Support Scam Call - How to Check Computer?

Smell…
**

…but you need a REALLLLLLY sensitive nose!

**Jokes you shouldn’t laugh at…but still do
15 yr. old Florida girl kills 16 yr. old brother
**

BwaaaahaaaogodI’mgoingtohell

** what exactly is leftism
His head just popped right off!**

Yeah, right-wingers have a screw top.

**should my daughter visit her mom while she is in jail? Is there a benefit to visitover phone calls?
Ask the Rhodes Scholar **

Sorry, but some things they don’t teach you even at Oxford.

Zap! You’re now a tiger; what do you do?
Ask the Rhodes Scholar

I don’t know, are they tasty?

Is this racist?
I have a haunted corner in the room next to my desk.

Depends. Are we talking “spooks” here? :dubious:

Gun owners: answering that 5AM knock at the door
Worst decision you’ve made while addled due to fever?

“Honest officer, I was delirious. And I didn’t see “The Watchtower” in her hand until it was too late.”