** Let’s talk about the funniest British comedy of the last decade
So, I just watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off for the first time.**
I especially liked the part during the Golden Jubilee parade where Ferris sings “Ferry Cross The Mersey”.
** Tossing your cookies: Where you’d prefer NOT to have to do it!
Similarly-shaped geographical places**
That’s why I avoid eating gas station sushi in Barftown, Nevada.
In Which The Doper Twins Twicks and Baker Turn The Big 6-0
How do families with identical twins keep from mixing them up when they are very young?
Now that they’re 60, maybe we can tell them apart.
The implications of hell.
World Overpopulation?
Only if hell gets full and overflows evil spirits back to earth.
** Historical myths that reallly get on your tits
Dr. Bronners Soap**
“Dr. Bronner” was actually a gas station attendant named José Levine.
Tossing your cookies: Where you’d prefer NOT to have to do it!
Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?
I’d rather not toss my cookies on either, TYVM.
**Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion
Deceptive claims made in dating **
“His ad said he didn’t need Viagra or Depends, but he’s always popping those little blue pills and–”
“Now, Grandma.”
** Things You Still Do The Old-Fashioned Way
New idea: Shoot, shovel, and shut up.**
Couples therapy is so 1990s.
My kitty is a mess!
I’m actually doing something in the kitchen that isn’t cooking
I kind of don’t want to know.
We haven’t had a pun thread in a while, have we?
Canadope 2015: Battlestar Canadica
** How exactly would an anti-christ ‘conquer the world’
Craft the perfect American Presidential Candidate.**
It’s gotta be Hairy Rob Lowe.
Put him in the Oval Office with Ted Cruz as VP, and even Vladimir Putin will run for cover.
Crackheads spend two days unable to get out of an unlocked closet
Where is the wierdest place you ever pee’d??
“There was this one time I was like totally stuck in this closet for two whole days…”
Interesting article by a woman with Dissociative Identity Disorder
I am an LA girl to my marrow, and I cannot take much more…
Terrell Suggs, is that you?
**Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?
Right Vs Left **
What, you don’t have one of each? Is that just me, then?
** I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.
Does a clitoris differ from a penis in any meaningful way?
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People have been mistaking me as gay: should I care?
I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.
Dammit! Ninjaed!
**After how many dates do you kiss/have-sex?
I think my boyfriend is gay and in denial, what do I do.
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Maybe he’s just shy. Or inexperienced.
People have been mistaking me as gay: should I care?
Signs that you’re camping.
Yep, if you stopped camping it up, they wouldn’t think you’re gay!
** After 9 years, my dog has apparently discovered that she has a voice and that it has uses.
Sometimes, I hate The Internet
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Well, if you didn’t let your dog use the Internet, she wouldn’t know about barking.
Wait until she discovers Dog Porn.