Questions too stupid for GQ
Do you pick your nose with your non-dominant hand?
**When your name is Johnson…
A little bragging is OK?
**
My name is Johnson. My post is my cite.
Re Feminism & “slut-shaming” isn’t slut-shaming mainly done by females to other females?
How much should my wife get paid for this?
The going rate is about $5 a slut, less in Mississippi.
Something still haunts me
When your name is Johnson…
A little bragging is OK?
I wouldn’t dwell on it. Brag, or don’t brag. If you brag and it isn’t OK, people will tell you.
Modern bible vs Original texts
Class indicators in USA society?
The upper crust have their gospels on hand-made organic parchment, artisan-copied and hand-translated from the original Hebrew, Greek, and Aranaic. The proles have theirs on cheap industrially-replicated newsprint, written in simplified English with all the non-conforming ideas removed…
**Is the Goth scene dead?
WTF is this stupid vampire thing?
What’s the one thing you wish somebody had told you about parenting an infant?
Kid pees in reservoir, 38 million gallons to be drained**
If it needs to be explained, it shouldn’t be here.
Class indicators in USA society?
Do you pick your nose with your non-dominant hand?
What’s the one thing you wish somebody had told you about parenting an infant?
Buy U.S. made…
** Did Shakespeare write this?
An ORIGINAL Idea for a TV Show?**
** Poll: Do you pick your nose with your non-dominant hand?
Licking Your Finger to Turn the Pages**
I am never taking you to the library again!
So we’ve got this Adolf Hitler clone. What shall we do with it? (Him?)
Car Sales Job, Help please
The Thread Of Ridiculous Lies And Made Up Facts That Aren’t Facts But Kinda Sound True
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
**Poll: So we’ve got this Adolf Hitler clone. What shall we do with it? (Him?)
Pro-Russians in Ukraine demand Jews register or be deported **
What does it take for things to exist?
People with an Aversion to Changing Toilet Paper Roll
For certain values of “things”.
** Something still haunts me
Misao Okawa watch
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ticktockticktockticktockTICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICLTOCK!!!
Ask the former ice cream truck driver!
What is your current kill rate?
Of course, ice cream truck driver would be a great profession for a serial killer, wouldn’t it?
Poll: Peeps or Bunnies?
I got wood
The second one works with anything actually, try it.
What’s the worst that could happen…?
Ways you’ve messed with a telephone scam artist
Marvel fans…break down Guardians of the Galaxy for me
Things you should love, but for some reason you hate
What is life like in the Federation from Star Trek?
Another one that can be paired with anything:
Something still haunts me…
Rice Cooker Rice/Water ratio?
Something still haunts me…
Do you pick your nose with your non-dominant hand?
Something still haunts me…
Mirrors.
Top four on MPSIMS:
Ever been around any crazy people?
Can we play another round of “What the hell were Mom and Dad thinking when they named the kid?”
Man kills infant son so he can play video games
Has the SDMB community ever witnessed someone go insane?
:eek:
Why is your ex your ex?
Ever been around any crazy people?
Well, top tip: Don’t stick your dick in’em.