**What is life like in the Federation from Star Trek?
It looks like I am going to be homeless and unemployed **
So… not all it’s cracked up to be?
**WTF is this stupid vampire thing?
Just drink the fucking ketchup
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You tell me it’s ketchup, but I know blood when I see it.
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Total lunar eclipse this evening
Connect the dots, people!
**Has the SDMB community ever witnessed someone go insane?
We broke a record !!! **
Just hang out in the Pit for a while. People are losing their marbles on a daily basis.
**Yes. When YOU do it, it’s still persecution.
Just drink the fucking ketchup
**
It drinks the fucking ketchup or else it gets the persecution again.
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Ask the Transsexual Woman
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** Epic moments of mishearing
Why do they only listen when I don’t want them to?
**
** Did Yahweh ever have a consort?
Is Fred Phelps in Heaven now? **
I am so going to hell for laughing at the implications of that one.
** People with multiple small children but no dog go to a dog park
What’s the one thing you wish somebody had told you about parenting an infant?**
It would’ve helped to know that large breeds can get very hungry between meals. :eek:
**Tell what the benefits are of not having children.
“Not responsible for damage, theft, etc.” **
You may alter or add one feature on your car - what will it be?
The Most Disgraceful Thing You’ve Ever Seen (Especially in Public)
**Almost nude vs. completely nude and how modesty operates…enlighten me.
So you’re stuck in an elevator with [. . .] **
If it’s Rhea Perlman, the more clothes the better.
**Disgestion Issues - Recommendations?
People with an Aversion to Changing Toilet Paper Roll
**
Ewwww!
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Good jokes you’ve heard recently
**Everyone should know what an asshole Budget Player Cadet is
Don’t Be A Glasshole !!!
**
Is BPC a Glasshole, too?
**Do you consider sex to be a recreational activity?
Tell what the benefits are of not having children. **
**Do you consider sex to be a recreational activity?
What’s the one thing you wish somebody had told you about parenting an infant? **
Well, for starters, some info on how babby is formed would have been nice.
**What’s your most hated type of vermin?
Older women and younger men **
Do you consider sex a recreational activity?
How much should my wife be paid for this?
** Poll: Peeps or Bunnies?
Your Multitool Of Choice
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Definitely Peeps. You can use the beak as a (very soft) awl. You can’t use bunny ears as scissors.