Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

** What’s the biggest thing humanity should be worrying about?

Is all matter driven by/made of consciousness?
**

'Cause, you know, if it IS, and we stop thinking about it, we’ll all be GONE, man!
We need to be worrying about it ALL the TIME!

** What questions are asked at Classic Car Shows?
Where do you seek/find intellectual stimulation IRL?**

This is how you wind up getting stuffed in the trunk at classic car shows.

** My friend just told me she tried to kill herself last week. Now what?
I may have solved the mystery of the bare patch of lawn**

See, there’s always a silver lining. Now if you can just convince her to do herself in on your compost heap…

If most fighter pilots are Navy, then what does the Air Force do?
“Butthurt”?

** Top 5 Regrets of the Dying - Will they be yours?
Making Presentations**

Countless hours I will never get back. :frowning:

Things your family ate that aren’t common?
The Dick Appreciation Thread

There are two types of people…
Nevada Cattle Rancher v Bureau of Land Management

That is just so wrong, no matter how you read it.

Anyway, all I got is:

**There are two types of people…
Nevada Cattle Rancher v Bureau of Land Management **

Edit: Ninja’d by Ludovic. :smack:

We Have Pigeon Eggs
Watch Bald Eagle eggs hatch

Things your family ate that aren’t common?
Oh Dear God - Roboroaches!

Inviting the neighbors over for dinner did not go well.

**Murder Charges against 9-Month-Old Dropped
I don’t want to hold your baby, okay? **

Or, wait, maybe I parsed that wrong…

I don’t want to hold your baby, okay?
Any weight-lifters here? (Amateur)

That’s one big baby you’ve got there!

Doctors implant lab-grown vagina
Is this a true story?

No, it’s a Vincent Price movie co-starring Shelley Winters. :eek:

**What’s your most hated type of vermin?
Cyclists… evil bastards? **

**News of the weird
Doctors implant lab-grown vagina **

Traffic Accident in California Where Many Students Died
This Is Why You Need a Dashcam

Yes, it would have saved a lot of speculation and reconstruction

**Absinthe makes…

Your most infuriating TV memories

**

It certain does!

Especially when it makes you nod off in the middle of a show.

I have a really large pair of cups
This Is Why You Need A Dashcam

It is the end of the world as we know it, let the murders and rapes begin?
What’s your most hated type of vermin?

Murderers and rapists. Silly question.

**Absinthe makes…

Unpleasant people in rock
**