Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

Learn to Speak Klingon with Michael Dorn
Did you learn a foreign language from a non-native speaker?

I don’t think there’s many people who learned Klingon from a true native.:frowning:

**I may have solved the mystery of the bare patch of lawn
Ruthless killers living in my backyard. **

Ruthless killers…of grass!

(Would that make them…cereal killers?)

Slightly inappropriate, but…

Why have all the buffet restaurants disappeared?
Comedian/Actor John Pinette RIP

Godfather questions
Favorite Pizza Topping Combinations

Would that be Godfather’s Pizzas?

**What’s the manliest weapon?
Playful rudeness **

“Aw, c’mon ya big lug, I don’t want to fight you! Besides, I couldn’t hurt a guy whose mother dresses him like that!”

**eBay win cancelled; how best to handle it?
Problems unsolved since the dawn of computing **

I didn’t realize eBay had been around that long.

** I Edit Wikipedia
Should I go to grad school?**

Based on the usual standards of Wikipedia articles, an 8th grade diploma is plenty good enough.

** 4 things Employers Look For
Playful rudeness**

That’s a big one, along with pungent body odor, ability to speak Klingon and a large and varied gun collection.

**Examples of propaganda backfiring

The Cold War Russian Sleep Machine

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[Yakov Smirnof] In Russia, Alarm Clock turns you off! [/Yakov Smirnoff]

**What stuff did “They” stop making just because you like it?
Learn to Speak Klingon with Michael Dorn **

It was, however, a good day for that product to die.

** Do seniors excel in any areas?
The Cold War Russian Sleep Machine**

We can nap just as well as them old fogey Russkies!

Just spotted this fantastic pairing:

**What’s the manliest weapon?

RIP Wesley Warren Jr. The Man with the 132-pound Scrotum **

He had a fantastic pairing alright.

**What would you do if you had to live in 1950s America?
Board Games? **

Lots and lots of Monopoly.

What’s the manliest weapon?
The insurance company just totaled my car

It sounds as if a pen in the hand of an insurance adjuster is pretty powerful.

What Meetings feel like for Engineers (video)
** Hey, have you seen my M16 around here?**

Ask the Transsexual Woman
I have a really large pair of cups

**The Thread Of Ridiculous Lies And Made Up Facts That Aren’t Facts But Kinda Sound True
I have a really large pair of cups **

**What’s the biggest thing humanity should be worrying about?

Another libertarian debate thread
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**What stuff did “They” stop making just because you like it?

ass burgers? **

No, certainly not those. :frowning:

** Suggestions for gaining weight while watching cholesterol?

Why have all the Restaurant Buffets disappeared?
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